Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 18:29:04 GMT
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, welcome to DXX’s first edition of RAW in November! The atmosphere is white hot, the stars are prepped, and this week’s show will finally get underway!
Wayne comes down to the ring to open the show! I wonder what he has to say for himself after making the boss disappear?!
.:Wayne:.
YOOOOOOO Well have i got a surprise for you guys Here it is!
A ring of Fire lowers from the cieling with a black bag in it shaped like a chair , The Fire Mysteriously Extinguists the black bag drops
Wayne says sarcastically
WHOOOOOPS..... well here it is
Wayne unties the black bag and its....MCMAHON SITTING TIED UP ON A CHAIR!
Well Vincie Boy DO you have anything to say to these BEAUTIFUL people and more importantly ME!?....WAIT A MINUTE
Wayne rolls out and grabs gasoline and pours it in a rather large spiral leading to vince and finally pours it up vinces legs and onto his lap
Wayne laughs
Ok Vince if my watches is right {Might be noted wayne has no watch on} youve got 30 seconds, please put 30 seconds on the timer {nothing happens) DO IT! {TImer shows up }
Wayne Grabs a mtach and throws it at the end of the Spiral THE FIRE IGNITES
*McMahon's eyes are wide open as he's panicking like hell*
.:McMahon:.
Gallagher - I said you were a sick SOB! YOU SICK SICK B****RD! Untie me now and I won't strip you of that PRECIOUS Intercontinental Belt Right Now! I mean it Wayne!
*The crowd are smiling as McMahon is clearly terrified*
What ya gonna do Wayne? You're forgetting something....I have ICP and T-Mac and Kurt who need me to lead the Corp! YOU HAVE NOBODY! NOT YOUR FORMER XFACTOR FRIENDS, NO-ONE! NOW UNTIE ME THIS MINUTE!
*McMahon is still white as a ghost - he's clearly terrified. Just then, Wayne picks up his mic again.......*
.:Wayne:.
You know what Vince Real Clever trying to Piss me off when I can take your life right now so you need to ask yourself this : How could you strip my title if I strip your life ?Will I think next time? Will there be a next time?
Wayne snaps his fingers as Vince is Sweating and the Fire Goes suddenly out
.:Wayne:.
Now remember who the sick SOB is and you remember who saved your life and you remember who made you piss yourself
Camera zooms in on Vinces Pants and there Soaked
Wayne leaves the ring laughing and heads up the ramp and into his lockerroom
Next up is a match between the two newest superstars on the DXX Roster – Tito and Hardcore Dragon!
Tito’s music hits and the fans give a nice little pop – they met him before the show and liked the fella! Next out is Hardcore Dragon – by default this guy must be the heel here so some boos can be heard. Both men are in the ring, the bell rings and away we go!
Tito vs Hardcore Dragon
A lockup is quickly broken by Tito, who rolls round the side of Hardcore and hits an elbow to the back of the knee, taking Dragon from his feet. This is quickly followed up be a back of the neck dropkick, jarring Dragon’s neck. Tito is already playing to the crowd! He gets to the top tope, and is gonna go for a Flying Double Axehandle! Dragon hits a punch to the gut though, and quickly seizes control.
He picks Tito up by his head, and hits a crossbody armdrag, followed quickly by a legdrop and an elbow drop. Dragon takes Tito’s arm and gets in an extended armlock! Tito looks in some pain here, but he’s refusing to tap! The crowd are getting behind this guy, giving some nice “Tito” chants – they are getting louder. Tito draws some strength from the crowd’s support, and flips to his feet! Dragon tries sending him back down using his boots to Tito’s face, but Tito rolls away, and now hits a scissor headlock on Dragon! Both men are in submission moves at the same time! Dragon gets to his feet, carrying Tito on his neck – the strength is impressive!
Dragon sets up a powerbomb, but Tito manages to use his back strength to hit a Rana! Dragon was sent up and over, and Tito is now back in control! He follows up with a few right hands, and whips Dragon into the opposite corner. He follows up with a leapfrog, sending Dragon face down. Tito hits a Whisper in the Wind! He goes for the cover…1….2…3! It’s over – impressive debut there from Tito, quick victory!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: TITO
As Wayne Enters his locker room Kurt Angle runs up behind him and knocks him down from behind. He then continues the beat down and stomps away on Wayne. He then picks him up and nails him against the wall several times and finally...knocks him out with a steel chair nearby.
Kurt Angle
Wayne you just messed with the Boss, the Chairman, the Leader of the Corporation...we got his back and just like Vince said...you got no one.
You mess with one of us, You mess with all of us. Wayne we all knew you didn't have the guts to burn Vince, and face the rest of your life in Jail.
But you humiliate the Chairman, and this is what you get!
Next up we hear Randy Orton’s music, and it looks like the next match will be the Rubber Match between Randy and his rival, JJ James! Orton comes down to the ring to considerable heat. Next up we hear JJ James’ music, and he appears under the tron to a fantastic pop! He runs down to the ring, slides under the ropes and goes straight for Randy! The bell hasn’t even rung yet!
Rubber Match – Randy Orton vs JJ James
JJ James is continuing his assault once the bell has rung, laying on Randy and hitting a series of hard right hand punches. JJ James stands up, bounces off the ropes and hits a kneedrop right between the eyes of Orton. JJ has got Orton’s number – a European uppercut, followed quickly by a left and right forearm, and Orton is dazed.
JJ James hits Orton with a spear. He picks Orton up but Randy manages to reverse by way of kicking James’ leg. Orton is in control now….Randy whips James and locks in a sleeper hold! JJ James gives a low blow by backheeling Randy in the groin! Orton sinks in pain, while James is just smiling – the ref was too busy checking on him to see the low blow!
JJ James goes for a brainbuster suplex, but Randy falls over his head and hits a belly to back suplex – very two way match, this one! Orton hits a running kneelift, and carries on running off the ropes and barges James to the ground. Orton is going for it….RKO! Orton hit the RKO! He goes for the cover…1…..2…and Orton picked James up! The arrogance of this guy is outrageous! He smiles at the ref who doesn’t look happy. The ref is standing up to Orton! Randy is simply getting in the ref’s face, taunting him! JAMES ROLLED HIM UP!
1…2….3! THAT’S IT! JJ JAMES WINS IT! ORTON LOOKS FURIOUS!
HERE IS YOUR WINNR: JJ JAMES
Wow! James beat Orton thanks to Orton’s own arrogance! Randy looks annoyed, and lays another RKO onto JJ James. He goes outside and gets a steel chair – and cracks it onto JJ’s head! Orton lays the chair on the mat, and picks James up – the crowd know what’s coming here…..RKO onto the chair! Orton storms out of the ring to a torrent of abuse from the crowd, as JJ James lies unconscious in the ring. James is now 2-1 up on Orton!
The paramedics come down to the ring to help JJ, who is bleeding profusely. They move him onto the stretcher and carry him from the arena.
Shawn's theme song hits the arena. Shawn walks out. The crowd gives mixed reaction. Shawn goes in the middle of the ring with a mic.*
.:Shawn:.
Well guys, I've made my final choice ....... i've chosen my parter for my match on Monday Night RAW ....... but first of all i would like all of the participants to come down to the ring right now so i can announce who my parter is so they can prepare for him ......... so Assassin, Wayne, Kurt, T-Mac, Rock and Joe come out here right now.
Assassin's music hits and he comes down to the ring.
"I'm glad you have found a partner," he said to HBK, "because to be honest with all the stuff you've pulled recently I'm surprised I didn't have to make this match a 10 on 1 handicap match!"
Assassin waited for the other participants in the 4-way tag team match to come down to the ring, as Shawn Michaels had requested.
.:Shawn:.
Well i think you're the only one with guts to come out here. I guess all the others are too scared.
*Kurt Angle’s Music Hits and he makes his way down to the ring*
.:Kurt Angle:.
...Shawn Shawn Shawn...it really doesn't matter who the hell your partner is going to be, because whoever it is, and whatever the rest of these people plan on doing...I'm gonna end up kicking your ass.
Not just that I'm going to help you take the final and long awaited step towards RETIREMENT!
.:Shawn:.
Both of you just shut up and wait for the others ...... u know what i just changed my mind, i'm not gonna waste my time waiting for those punk. My partner for Monday night Raw will be ........................................................................................................................ ...................... He is undefeated at Wrestlemania, he is one half of the brother of Destruction, he is the Phenom ............ ladies and gentlemen he is The Undertaker!
*A minute after shawn makes his announcement, Joes music hits the ring*
.:Samoa Joe:.
You know what Shawn - it doesnt matter who your partner is for all I care it could be Mike Tyson!
*Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?!*
.:Rock:.
HBK, you say your partner is the Undertaker. Well, the Rock doesn't give a crap if it's Hugh Hefner, the Olympic steroid addict, or Vince Mc*** himself!
.:KING.:
AAAHHH!!! Did he just insult Mr. McMahon and Kurt Angle JR?
.:The Rock:.
And now on to the deadman. Well the Rock isn't surprised one damn bit that you're dead! Look at you, you've been getting your *** kicked for about fifty years now! IF YA SMEEEEELLLLLLEEELLLELLLELLLELLL....WHAT THE ROCK is cookin'!
*does people's eyebrow*
*Kurt Angle stepts into the Rocks Face*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Steroid addict, I WON A GOLD MEDAL FAIR AND SQUARE WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK, GOD DAMN IT. And despite all my accomplishments I get zero respect. I have amounted to more in my career than any of you will in your life. The only thing you've done Rock is make 1 Billion Dollar Budgets Movies look like Convenience Store rejects.
And The Undertaker, that has-been can only take 1 match per month. And it doesn't matter if your partner is even Elton John, I'm going to beat your ass down!
.:Assassin:.
"So The Undertaker is your partner, huh?" Assassin said to anyone who was listening. "That's fine, I'll just have to change the scheduled match between Edge and The Untertaker. Not that it matters Shawn, it's essentially a handicap match no matter who you have as your opponent."
.:Shawn:.
Oh yeah, well bring it on!
*Taker's music hits but he does not come out.....suddenly he appears in the ring and chokeslams Assassin, Wayne, Kurt, T-Mac, Rock and Joe all in a row then takes a mic*
.:Undertaker:.
TO ALL OF YOU................ REST IN PEACE!!
*Takers music hits the arena again and all the lights shut down and when they come back again, there is no taker in the ring except Shawn and 6 bodies. Shawn looks amazed. Sexy boy rocks the arena and Shawn walks back to his locker room.*
Quickly, the arena lights go out…..and the tron fires up. The crowd are stunned, as they see the following video playing on loop:
The crowd are going nuts! They have a pretty good idea what it means!
Next up is the fatal 4 way tag team match! First out come The New Corporation’s participants, T-Mac and Kurt Angle! They get into the ring to some massive heat. Next are the X-Factor’s members, Assassin and Wayne Gallagher. Assassin is getting a nice reception from the crowd, though they seem somewhat indifferent to Wayne after his strange behavior over the last couple of weeks. Next up are the tag champs, Samoa Joe & The Rock, and they get the biggest pop of the night so far! They get into the ring and play to the crowd some, before the lights go out, and the New Ministry appears to a loud reaction – some boos, but more old-school fans are cheering The New Ministry! Remember, if the New Ministry win tonight they get a tag title match against Joe & Rock this Sunday, at Cyber Sunday!
The bell rings once all competitors are in the ring, and the match gets underway.
Non-Title Fatal Four Way – Assassin & Wayne vs T-Mac and Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe & The Rock vs The Ministry of Destruction (HBK & Undertaker)
We begin with Taker, Assassin, T-Mac and The Rock in the ring. The match quickly descends into a 4 way brawl, with Rock and Taker fighting, and Assassin and T-Mac are going at it too. This match will be tough to keep track of, so I’m just gonna feed you the highlights if you’ll allow that.
To begin with, The Rock is hitting a few people’s punches on Taker’s nut (head), before sending him over the tope rope with the final punch. Taker falls over the top and lands on his feet, giving Rock a look that could literally freeze hell! The Rock just stares back, and tells Taker to bring it! Taker climbs back into the ring, and blocks Rock’s punches, before hitting a throat thrust which sends the tag champ down to the mat clutching his throat.
Meanwhile, Assassin and T-Mac are continuing the tradition of the Corp vs X-Factor, and at the moment the X-Factor have taken the early advantage, with Assassin hitting a series of dropkicks whenever T-Mac tries to approach him! T-Mac is getting frustrated, Assassin is laughing, and the crowd are firmly on Assassin’s side! T-Mac runs toward Assassin again, and the Commissioner attempts another dropkick but Mac stops himself, meaning Assassin landed right on his back. T-Mac goes for a quick cover! 1…2…kick out straight after the 2 count. T-Mac runs toward Assassin again, but the hooded one changes tack and executes a nice crossbody armdrag, sending T-Mac across the ring.
Back to the other brawl, and Taker has hit a few shots on Rock before tagging in his new partner, Shawn Michaels. Shawn climbs to the top, and hits a flying elbow on Rock, again landing right on Rock’s throat! The Rock is in serious trouble here, he really needs to tag Joe in. Not much chance of that at the moment though, as HBK hits a kick to the groin, reminiscent of Bret “The Hitman” Hart (ironically enough). HBK is gonna go to the top again! He climbs and launches himself, but The Rock moved! The Rock quickly stumbles to Joe and makes the tag! In comes the Samoan Submission Machine!
He sends Shawn flying with a stiff right hand, and HBK ends up going outside the ring. Joe turns his attentions to T-Mac, and the faces double team the Corp member with great effect. Double Irish Whip and a double clothesline quickly put paid to T-Mac’s in-ring status! Over the top rope! Assassin and Joe turn to each other, and shake hands. Then they both get the same idea, and begin trading right hands – and neither man can seem to get the upper hand. Eventually, Assassin manages to attempt an Irish Whip, which Joe reverses. Joe bends down for the back bodydrop but Assassin rolls onto his own back, thus landing on his feet. A punch by Assassin is ducked by Joe, who locks Assassin’s arm in a shoulderlock, though the commissioner quickly flips on his head and hits a nice legsweep.
On the outside, T-Mac and Undertaker have found each other, and are brawling near the steel steps. T-Mac’s attempts at offence quickly fail however, and Taker hit a chokeslam through the table! T-Mac is out cold! Kurt Angle rushes over to T-Mac’s aid, but Taker saw it coming and hits a big boot. Taker’s eyes slowly roll toward the ring, and it looks like Assassin and Joe are in trouble!
Taker slowly enters the ring, and is lining the pair of them up for a double chokeslam! He has them by the throat and raises them into the air! But Angle came up from behind! HE ANGLE SLAMMED TAKER! Angle just Angle Slammed a 300-plus pound Taker, who in turn was chokeslamming Assassin and Samoa Joe! That was an awesome display of strength! Assassin and Joe both fell onto Angle though, and the ref begins the count! Angle isn’t the legal man! HBK quickly enters and rolls Angle out – a DQ decision wouldn’t garauntee The Ministry their title match, after all!
Kurt manages to revive T-Mac, who gets back in the ring only to immediately tag in his partner. Kurt comes in and is belly-to-bellying everyone in sight! Taker…..Joe…..Assassin….The Rock…..HBK….Wayne Gallagher…..everyone! Assassin takes off his straps, and locks Assassin into an Ankle Lock! Gallagher recovered in time though, and knocked Angle away. Wayne dragged his partner across to their own corner and tagged himself in! Finally, Wayne gets a taste of the action! X-Factor on Samoa Joe! X-Factor on Angle! X-Factor on Tak….no! Taker held strong, and simply pushed Wayne away, before raising him up…..and hitting a Last Ride! He turns around and throws Kurt out of the ring, and hits a Tombstone Piledriver onto Samoa Joe! The ref goes for the count….1…..2…..3! The Rock tried to make the save, but was impeded by HBK! The New Ministry win it! They get their tag title match!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, AND NEW NO 1 CONTENDERS FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES: THE MINISTRY OF DESTRUCTION – THE UNDERTAKER, AND SHAWN MICHAELS
Wow – what a match! Please bear in mind, that was only the highlights! The Ministry celebrate around all the unconscious bodies in the ring! They slowly walk back up the aisle, before giving the belts around their waist signal – they want those titles on Sunday!
*The scene opens with Edge standing back stage*
.:Edge:.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, this is your promo king, Edge, speaking, finally, Assassin uses what's left of his brain cells and puts me in a match against CM Puke...whoops I mean CM Punk at Cyber Sunday, and you the fans get to pick the stipulation, I could really care less what you people choose, at Cyber Sunday, I will prove to you, the WWE, and the whole world, that I am a better wrestler, a better talker, and a better champion than CM Puke could ever hope to be, at Cyber Sunday CM Puke will be calling Edge daddy, that son of a...
*CM Punk cuts Edge off and enters the scene*
.:CM Punk:.
What Was That Edge, I'm a Son of a Bitch, I Guess You've Been Looking in Your Mirror Too Long Because it Seems the Only Son of a Bitch is The One Standing in That Very Ring.
*Edge Looks Around The Ring Then Looks Back at CM Punk*
.:CM Punk:.
Its Seems That You Could Never Pull 1 Thing, Sorry, Two Things off, 1 is Winning, The Only Time you Can Beat Someone, Is When There Opponent is Handicapped and One is a Total Retard, And The Other Thing That You Cant Pull Off is Being a Man, Ever Heard of a Barbers?
*Shawn Michaels music hits the arena. Punk starts to move toward the ring. Shawn comes out from backstage.*
.:Shawn:.
Don't worry Punk, i'm not gonna hit you ......... you know punk, for the first time i kinda agree with you about edge but i also would like to add that he doesn't deserve a title shot. The only one in the DXX who deserves a title shot is me which is why i am here. You see Edge the other night on No Mercy, i wasn't the one who was pinned, it was you so why does the champ has to beat you over and over again. I should be the one facing him because i know that i can beat him and most of all i know that it will be an awesom match .......... and everyone in this arena wants to see HBK vs CM Punk for the WWE title.
After HBK's statement Edge replies with...
Edge
HB Gay, the reason nobody...and I mean NOBODY wants to see that match is, you are a has-been! A hack! A loser! A...chumpstain!
*Edge smirks as the crowd boos*
See HB Gay, I'm not the one who loses every freaking week! I am the most dynamic superstar in all of sports entertainment today, so how about you get the hell out of my ring, and go back to your little bitch fight with Assassin. While people with talent, and CM Punk continue to talk, OK?
.:Shawn:.
You know since both of us want to be in this match how about we let the fans decide who it's gonna be
.:Edge:.
That's just plain stupid...how about you get out of this ring before I make you get out of this ring!...
.:Shawn:.
Well in that case, make me.
*Edge looks down thinks for second smirks then looks back up*
.:Edge:.
You're not worth it, Shawn. My match is booked at Cyber Sunday, there's nothing you can do to change that, I have more talent in one pinky then you and CM Puke have in your whole bodies! Face it, you're both jealous, jealous because I'm the kind of man that can carry a company to extraordinary levels, you guys would be lucky to carry my jock strap! I am the WWE's main event superstar, Shawn you're a has-been, and Punk, you're a charity case!
.:Shawn:.
You know Edge ......... everytime i see you, you're just talking about how great you are and how better you are than me and Punk. For the first time in your life how about you prove it to us.
*CM Punk looks at HBK*
.:CM Punk:.
Us? Us Michaels, I Obviously Know That he Cant beat Me Cause He Lost to me At No Mercy, And Michaels if You Think you Can Just Walk out And Demand stuff, Then i May aswell Demand The Match off!! But i wont, I'm not a Coward
*Punk Points at HBK Before Glaring At him*
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Championship!
Shaggy 2 Dope’s music hits first, and word has just come through that Commissioner Assassin has ordered Violent J not to interfere in this match, or face being his first Firing! I wonder what Vince would have to say about that……
Shaggy gets into the ring and gets the heat which has become typical of ICP – once crowd favourites, the fans can’t forgive them for selling out to Vince and the New Corporation.
CM Punk’s music hits, and the crowd are on their feet! This guy suffered his first loss in DXX last week at the hands of ICP – including his very opponent tonight, Shaggy 2 Dope, along with Edge. Punk ain’t happy – and intuition tells me he has a score to settle with Shawn Michaels too, but that’s another story to be told another day! The bell rings, and tonight’s Main Event gets underway!
WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) vs Shaggy 2 Dope
The match starts off with the pair staring down – and each takes their turn to face the crowd, and the crowd are making their opinions heard! Whenever Shaggy looks at them it’s a wonder the ring doesn’t get littered with them throwing trash! When Punk turns to look, they take the roof off! Eventually after a few minutes of playing to the fans, they lock up and the match gets properly underway!
The match starts with the challenger firmly in control – his superior size and strength are obviously playing a part here, and the initial attack results in Shaggy raising the champ high above his head and dropping him face first onto the mat! Shaggy gets down and executes a chinlock, which Punk easily gets out of by slithering backwards. The Champ follows up with a quick dropkick, and goes for the cover. Shaggy easily kicks out on the 1 count though!
Punk runs toward Shaggy who hits a nice shoulder barge, sending Punk down. Shaggy picks up Punk, and whips him into the corner – straight into the ref! Oh god, now anything could damn well happen!
Shaggy laughs, and begins beating down on Punk, hitting a number of low blows, amongst other things. He exposes the steel turnbuckle and sends Punk chest first straight into it. He follows this up by hitting Punk’s head off the bare steel 10 times! The champ is busted wide open! He’s being dominated by Shaggy!
The crowd begins to boos their heads off, and Violent J appears at the top! He casually ambles down to the ring, and enters, before helping his partner to knock the hell out of CM Punk! Gathering of the Juggalos! Hit perfectly! J leaves the ring, and throws the belt in! Shaggy collects the belt, and tries it on for good measure! He then takes it off, and slays Punk with it, further opening the wound on Punk’s head. Now Edge appears! He has no damned business out here! He struts down, smiling from ear to ear, and shakes ICP’s hands! He seems to see Punk as more of a threat than Shaggy, so he’s decided he wants to face Shaggy at Cyber Sunday! Shaggy picks up Punk, and holds him while Edge spears him! Where the hell is CM Punk’s help?!
McMahon is now standing at the top! This match is quickly turning into a farce!
.:McMahon:.
Just to let you know, Violent J and Edge WILL NOT be getting fired here! I have the final say on things like that, and I’ve told the X-Factor that if they interfere, each and every one of them will be personally fired by me! Sorry to disturb gentlemen, carry on!
ICP give the thumbs up, and continue their relentless assault on Punk! Shaggy gets Punk in a chicken wing! Punk is tapping! But the ref is out!
A second ref comes down and revives the official ref for this match! The ref slowly gets to his feet, and sees Punk tapping! He calls for the bell! NEW CHAMPION! Let’s just get the official word!
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION – CM PUNK!
WHAT! The second ref must have told the first ref what had gone on! Punk is still the champ! ICP are infuriated, as is Edge! McMahon walks down to the ring, and asks his friends to leave, as he has an important announcement. McMahon doesn’t look too pleased either!
.:McMahon:.
YOU STUPID…..YOU REFEREES WILL BE DEALT WITH IN DUE TIME!
He looks pissed!
*McMahon looks down at Punk, who doesn’t have a clue where he is. McMahon now lets out a large smile at seeing his battered and bloodied nemesis on the floor*
Ladies and gentlemen, next week will be an historic week for DXX. I will, on next week’s RAW, make a major announcement – so be sure to tune in! And back to the business at hand, Punk – you better watch your back. You’ve managed to avoid losing that belt once too often for my liking – and Shaggy WILL be back for another shot before long, I don’t care what the hell your buddy Assassin says! THAT’S MY FINAL WORD DAMMIT!
The camera moves between McMahon, ICP and Edge, who are all smiling at each other, though Shaggy still looks somewhat annoyed at not winning the belts. Incidentally, while Mr McMahon was spouting his usual crap, ICP hit Gathering of the Juggalos on BOTH refs on the outside.
The camera fades to the DXX logo as the boss is still laughing with his compadres. Another action-packed edition of RAW! We saw the show’s newest union, Shawn Michaels and Undertaker, ensure an immediate tag team title match at Cyber Sunday! Wayne’s mental state seemed to further deteriorate, and losing whilst partnering Assassin can’t have helped either! Also, that video we saw mid-match was interesting too, I wonder what more we will learn over the coming weeks? For now ladies and gentlemen, take care, and goodnight!
Written by: Mr. McMahon