Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 17:43:34 GMT
The atmosphere is electrifying! The pyros burst into life and No Chance In Hell blasts out across the speakers, and we’re off to an immediate start to tonight’s show!
*McMahon walks down to the ring with his own mic, and the Intercontinental Championship in hand. He waits for the music and the boos to die down before he begins to speak…..*
.:McMahon:.
Welcome to tonight’s show ladies and gentlemen, but before we kick off I have an announcement for everyone.
The Intercontinental Champion, Raiden-XTM has decided to LEAVE DXX with immediate effect, therefore making tonight’s Intercontinental match a no-brainer! Therefore, it is with the greatest regret that I call the challenger, Wayne Gallagher, out here right now.
*Wayne walks down to the ring looking a tad confused*
.:McMahon:.
Wayne, as procedures clearly state, I must now AWARD the Intercontinental Championship to you by default, reluctantly I might add. Congratulations Wayne – ladies and gentlemen, show your appreciation for the NEW Intercontinental Champion, that sick SOB Wayne Gallagher!
*The crowd goes nuts as Wayne accepts the belt and lifts is aloft into the air*
.:McMahon:.
HOWEVER! This evening, we promised these fans an Intercontinental Championship match! Therefore, the match between your friend, Assassin, and MY friend, Kurt Angle, will still go ahead this evening. The winner of THAT match, Wayne, will face you RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT, FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
*The crowd starts to cheer, and Wayne looks pretty happy too*
So there you have it Wayne, and now I believe you are scheduled to face Kurt right now in what I’m sure will be a dress rehearsal of later on tonight! Ladies and gentlemen, the first bout tonight is a rap battle between the NEW Intercontinental Champion, Wayne Gallagher, and his opponent – who will mop the floor with everyone tonight – KURT ANGLE!
* Kurt Angles Music Hits as he makes his way down the ring with his American Hoody covering his face, his Gold Medals hanging lower than they usually do, and also baggy Pants. Followed by a Anonymous DJ.*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Alright Wayne its Time for our Rap Battle, just like you wanted. Now get your scrawny little ass down here so I can humiliate you at your own game!
Kurt stands in the middle of the ring, face to face with Wayne, along with his DJ.
.:Wayne:.
Well I'm sure your all wondering who my DJ is well here he is!
*300 bars by the Game playsand out comes DJ Skee*
.:King :.
Well J.R. Look who it is bet he couldnt get any other talent to DJ for
.:J.R:.
He must be a good Dj to be with this talented young superstar
.:Wayne:.
Okay Im ready are you ?
.:Kurt Angle:.
Alright I'm ready lets get this started...
*Kurt Sighs, as his DJ hits a random Hip-Hop Beat as things get underway.*
My Name is Kurt Angle, Ima Wrestlin Machine, Wayne ya little punk, you act like your 15…when we get in the ring I’ll break your Ankle…make you retire and work as a wankle.
*It seems Kurt Angle is getting in the moment, as he starts dancing his hands, moving them from side to side
Wayne laughs*
Stand Up Beat by ludacris plays
.:Wayne:.
Hey Kurt im bout to clown you like the ICP
Hey man u aint the only gay in the corp i see 3 {Tmac Icp Batista}
Dont Be Jelous how i am an O.G. {OriganalGangsta}
in a month ill be sptiitn on them Swiz Beats
OH Kurt u try and rap stop that please
Why u htink u got fired from the W W E
*Kurt Angle Smirks and Nods but this time smacks himself once. And then gets pumped up*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Haha, the WWE didn't fire me, they just couldn't handle this homie.
Wayne you should not be a Wrestler, really you can’t wrestle, I don’t know why you’re here, go back to your vessel. I’m Kurt Angle the Wrestling Lean, Mean, Wrestling Machine, your more stupid and retarded than Eugene...OH look I'm on fire, tonight im going to your moms house to fill my sexual desire.
*Then Kurt starts shaking his arms and leaning back in a dancing motion*
.:Wayne:.
Hey Kurt you keep saying that you gonna break my ankle
Homie You couldnt go to the streets holmes id shank all yall
you cant hang well thats too bad because i am the streets
if you wanna go to war 1 on a million ill take on all your fleets
If you wanna go to war ill finish this
If you wanna go to war ill pop back you just ask your little sis
*Kurt Angle, with his hoody continues to look down and nods his head
Kurt counts down with his fingers*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Haha,your so funny…you make me chuckle…keep talking and I’ll whip out my belt buckle. Your not funny at all, I'm going to break your ankle and make you fall, and take you to school in the mall.
*Kurt then starts shaking his head and dooing a hool-a-hoop motion type of dance*
.:Wayne:.
Yo Homie when i mdone spitting you be burnt cause i spit on flames
Yo Kurt your a crap wrestler ill kick your ass and take both yo names
Why you trying to hate on Wayne
like Brock oh baby ill bring the pain
u wanna take off ur belt well heres my chain {Wayne holds up his chain}
like shaq and Pap kurt you cant stop my REIGN
u like the Corp. How bout u have another afair wit shane?
You aint a wrestling mahcine ill show u a wrestlign machine
welcome to the school of hard knocks and im the dean
Kurt swishes his hip from one side to another and does a "shoulder lean"
.:Kurt Angle:.
Did I tell you, My Name is Kurt Angle and what the heck…I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck. Wayne you should back up because were not friends…I’m moving up like the Jeffersons! (Starts Dancing) That’s right I’m an American Hero, and you Wayne you’re a low-budget zero. You Like Brock, I ran him out of here, and Wayne don’t worry “Gangster” your time is near.
*Kurt covers his mouth with his hand and begins to snap his fingers*
.:Wayne:.
Kurt you beating me is like youbeating Lebron ballin one on one
Kurt just like you winnign this it just cant be done
Kid trying this is like making you a fool
Kurt we know u kust one big tool
*Wayne stops*
.:Wayne:.
When i say Kurt you say SUcks
Kurt
Sucks
Kurt
Sucks
Yo thats enough of that now its back to htis killah s**t
Hey Kurt Sucks Homie ill let u rap just a lil bit
Im cool like dat take dat baseball bat
to ur head like beat-a-dead-rat
Kurt im a Canadian Born Killah
like MJ ill rape u and call it a Thrillah {Lyrically of course}
*Kurt Backs up, and gives Wayne a disgusted look*
Wayne I think your getting a like too close, I don't go for guys, Just ask your mother I like hoes. You think I can't rap, well I'm when you rap, I feel like taking a nap. Rapping isn't my thing, but you know you can't touch my bling bling. I just rapped you out, now can I hear the crowd give me a shout...(Crowd yells out You Suck)
*Kurt walks over to Wayne and brushes off his shoulder*
.:Wayne:.
For my last battle im calling out a special friend of mine
Out come .... LIL JON!
*He climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Wayne*
.:Wayne:.
Yo look at my homies DJ Skee and eastside boys and Lil Jon
who u got ill tell ya two half donkey half clown spawns
If you's a Wrestler then Kurt im a hall of Famer
wow picture JohnCena now u 5times lamer
As for your mouth keep it shut
having u there thinking saying { LilJon } WHAT
Ya I saw you humping the bigshow
with nothing to say but { LilJon } OKAY!
Ill Pop you down just like BAHBAH
ill really theres left to say is { LilJon } YEAH
*Kurt Angle stares down Lil John, Wayne and DJ Skee as they wait for Mr.McMahon to announce the winner of the rap battle*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Well I'm not waiting for Mr. McMahon...I'm going to be frank. You got the better of me today, BUT rapping is your thing...and you know mine...its Wrestling!
*Kurt Angle then gives Lil John and Big Right hand knocking him to the floor, then he followed up by hooking up another to DJ Skee. He then got behind Wayne quickly and nailed him with a german suplex.
He then got back up and received several punches from Lil John, but then hit a low blow. He turned around and then clotheslined DJ Skee over the top rope. He then picked up the Boom Box waited for Wayne to get up and Nailed him with it.
After he picked up Lil John and nailed Lil John with an Angle Slam. Angle then picked up the Mic*
.:Kurt Angle:.
Well this is the third time I have humiliated Waynes ass, no one comes down here and gets the better of Kurt Angle. Now I hope you were watching Assasian because this was a message for you. And whats in store for tonight!
The promo vid hypes, and we see a recap of the altercation that occurred between the tag team champions, ICP, and tonight’s opponents, Samoa Joe and The Rock. Once that is done, Samoa’s music hits and the next match is the first of 3 title defenses tonight!
The Rock follows out, and enters the ring, shaking Samoa Joe’s hand. ICP’s music hits, and the champs come down to the ring to some amazing heat. The get in the ring, the bell tolls and the match gets underway!
Tag Team Championships – Insane Clown Posse (c) vs Samoa Joe & The Rock
Violent J & Samoa Joe start the match off with a grapple. Samoe Joe gets the better of it, getting Shaggy in a headlock. He then hits a sidebody takedown, and holds the headlock in place whilst lying across J. J gets Joe’s head in scissors, and manages to kick his way out of the hold. The pair both spring to their feet and stand off, getting the typical appreciative cheer from the crowd. J points at The Rock! He wants some of The Rock!
Joe happily tags in Rocky, and suddenly J looks panicky! Rock chases J around the ring! J slides under the bottom ropes, but runs straight into a clothesline from Samoa Joe! The Rock gets his hands on Violent J! He begins with an Irish Whip, followed by a People’s Clothesline! The crowd are going nuts for The Rock, as he picks J up and hits a Rock Bottom already! Shaggy runs in to interfere though, clubbing Rock around the back of the head with a Forearm Club Blow! The ref didn’t like that, and sends Shaggy back to his own corner. Whilst his back is turned, Violent J hit a low blow on The Rock! ICP are back in control!
He picks up The Rock by his head, and goes over and officially tags in Shaggy 2 Dope! Shaggy enters, and ICP utilise the 5 count by double-teaming The Rock here – double Whip, followed by a double Clothesline. J exits the ring, and Shaggy continues his assault.
Shaggy locks The Rock’s head, and hits a spinning suplex piledriver, which will literally drive The Rock’s spine into the hollow at the bottom of his skull! That HAD to smart a touch for The Rock! Shaggy is laughing, and he and Violent J do a little dance – they’re not taking tonight’s opposition seriously at all. He picks Rock back up, and hits a series of punches and kicks, sending Rocky into a daze.
ICP start dancing again, before Shaggy hits a HUGE ninja kick right to The Rock’s throat! OUCH! Violent J enters the ring, completely ignoring the ref’s protestations. They launch The Rock from the ropes, and go for a double back body drop. The Rock landed on his feet! He did a full 250o and landed on his feet! Off the opposite ropes, and double clotheslines ICP, who are still turning around! The Rock needs to make a tag here! He edges closer and closer to Joe……..he got it! BUT NO!
The ref was telling Violent J to get out of the ring, and he didn’t see the tag! Joe gets back out of the ring reluctantly, all the while yelling abuse at the ref! The Rock hits a double dropkick on ICP, and manages to tag Joe in!
Samoa runs into the ring, hitting belly-to-belly after belly-to-belly on ICP, and the champs have completely lost control here! Joe goes for a splash, but Shaggy moves out of the way, and tags in J! Shaggy crawls to the outside, clearly winded from Joe’s tirade there!
Violent J enters! He picks up Joe and hits a couple of punches, before Joe pushes J away. JOE GOT SOME BRASS KNUCKS OUT OF HIS POCKET! The ref goes and yells at him, and the pair are arguing. WAIT A MINUTE – VERY CLEVER!
The Rock gets into the ring with a Sledgehammer! He CRACKS Violent J across the face with it while the ref’s back was turned – now THAT’S what I call teamwork! Shaggy is still dazed on the outside! Joe goes and hits the splash, and covers him!
1…..2……3! THAT’S IT! NEW CHAMPIONS!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, AND THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: SAMOA JOE & THE ROCK!
WHAT THE HELL! ICP will be stunned when they come around! And, needless to say, Vince won’t be happy that his buddies got screwed like that! Joe and The Rock are jumping around celebrating, and the crowd are going nuts! The lift the belts high, and we have now seen 2 championships change hands already, and that was only the first match! What a start to the night!
Kurt Angle’s music hits and for the second time tonight he walks down to the ring, wearing his hoodie. He climbs into the ring, awaiting the arrival of tonight’s opponent, Assassin. This match will determine the new no 1 Contender for the IC title. Assassin appears to a HUGE pop, and he runs down to the ring, acknowledging the fans along the way.
No 1 Contender’s Match: Intercontinental Title – Assassin vs Kurt Angle
DING DING DING, and this match is underway!
The 2 men tie up as Kurt shoves Assassin down and jumps on him and gives him shots to the head
Then gives Assassin the headlock
Kurt holds it for a long time the ref lifts up Assassins hand two times
He goes up for the third but Assassin stands up and elbows kurt in the gut and hits the ropes Assassin dives at Kurt and Hits the Spear Assassin climbs the top ropes and waits for Kurt to get up and leaps and hits a DDT from the top rope
Kurt Jumps for the Pin
1….2…. Kick out
Kurt Jumps up and hits a shoulder block on Assassin knocking him down
Kurt then goes for a elbow drop it connects He throws Assassin to the turn buckle and hits a clothes line and Assassin falls. Kurt runs at him and knees him in the face.
He then locks in an armbar! Assassin grabs the ropes though…..and Kurt Picks Him up and tosses him into the ropes! Kurt bend over to shoulder toss him over the ropes
But Assassin Grabs his head and gives him a Piledriver! That had to hurt!
Kurt Springs back up and Assassin runs at him but Kurt grabs him and belly to bellys him! Nice move from Kurt there!
Kurt Grabs Assassin and German Suplexes him 3 times and Kurt attempts a Pin but Assassin kicks out
He then grabs Assassins ankle and gives him the ankle lock
Assassin is about to tap but he rolls out of it pushing kurt into the ref
While kurt is off balance Assassin hits the Assassinator Assassin pins
But theres no ref
Assassin trys to wake up the ref but while hes doing this he doesn’t realize ICP has come down Shaggy Picks Up Assassin as J grabs a tableand they hit the gathering of the jugaloos on Assassin
Kurt The Hits Him with a chair and drops it beside him
Kurt Gets on Assassin as the refs getting up but here comes Wayne and he grabs J and throws him over the top rope and grabs shaggy and picks him up and throwshim down onto J
Wayne then Grabs Kurt and pushes him into the Ref and then irish whips him into the corner so hard he comes back and Wayne Hits a German SUplex half way across the ring and then picks him up and throws him at the ropes and catches him on the rebound SPIINEBUSTER
Wayne then grabs his legs and locks in the Sharpshooter Kurt Screams in Pain and begins tapping but Assassin quickly stops Wayne and tells him to back off this is his match But as this is Happening Kurt grabs that chair and hits Wayne through the ropes and he is out cold
Kurt Hits a Clothes line on Assassin and grabs him and gives him and a chicken wing
Kurt Is dominating and he hits a big arm drag and hes climbing the Turnbuckle and He’s gonna do the diving Moonsault but Wayne awakens suddenly and slams Kurts face off the turnbuckle and climbs it and gets him in positions for the Canadian Killah He conncts with it but Assassin Yet again tells Wayne to leave so He does
Assassin picks Kurt Up and isabout to deliver the Assassinator! It connects! Assassin goes for the cover…..1……2…..3! THAT’S IT!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW NO 1 CONTENDER: ASSASSIN
Assassin celebrates, and notices Wayne still standing at the top of the ramp. The pair just stare each other down, and give a respectful nod as Wayne disappears backstage again. That match will be up later – for the Intercontinental title, Assassin challenges Wayne Gallagher!
*The scene opens with Edge standing back stage, behind him we see A poster for No Mercy, Edge smirks arrogantly and speaks*
.:Edge:.
My name is...Edge *Crowd boos* I am...the greatest athlete in Sports Entertainment...I will become the WWE Champion at No Mercy, just look at who I am facing...Shawn Michales...heh...Mr. Broke back Mountain himself, a man who goes out into public dancing and hoping around like a sissy, where's way to much leather...the 80's are over dude, and what exactly has he accomplished? Oh that's right...NOTHING!
Then we have C.M. Punk *Crowd cheers* this guy took time off just because of a freakin' hangnail, he knew I would return, so he made up some sob story and got a few weeks off, but come Sunday he'll be getting a rude awakening, by The Rated R Superstar, and all the Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Karate in the world, won't save you when I hit the Spear on your sorry ass, and show you how a real champion like myself goes about business!
*Edge pops his coat back and walks off, the camera follows.
Edge Smiles and Laughs At The Camera as It Follows Him up The Ramp, He Turns to The Camera Then Turns Back Around, When The WWE Champ CM Punk Bumps into Him*
.:Jim Ross:.
The WWE Champion CM Punk Doesn’t Look Happy
.:Jerry Lawler:.
Why Should He JR, He' Going to Lose The Title and He Knows It
.:Jim Ross:.
King, If CM Punk Knew He was Going to Win He Wouldn't of Walked into This Building
.:Jerry Lawler:.
Your Right JR, I Don't Think He's Clever Anough to Realise He's Gonna Lose
.:Jim Ross:.
Yeah Right King
*CM Punk and Edge go Nose-To-Nose Both Superstars are 6+ Foot And Have Been WWE Champion. Edge Gets The First Move in My Pushing Him But Quickly Runs Back To The Ring*
.:CM Punk:.
Wow Edge, I'm Really Frightened of You, Now if You Havnt Realised I'm Undefeated Which Means I've Never Tapped Out And Never Even Been Pinned, and if i Recall Rightly, You and My Other Opponent Have, Now to Be Fair, All of Us Guys in The Match Have Been WWE Champ, But i Gotta Say, Even Tho The Odds Are Against Me I Will Win, or My Name Wouldn't be C.M. Punk!!!
*This Fire Burns By Killswitch Engage Plays As CM Punk Turns Around, But Here come ICP! What the hell are they doing out here?*
.:Shaggy:.
I want my title shot and I want it next week, If i don't get it, We will make you suffer!!
*CM Punk Smiles at Jay*
.:CM Punk:.
Well ok This Week i Want to Face u Both if U Beat Me Without Cheating, You Get A Shot Against The Champ After No Mercy ok?
Shaggy
You'll face us both, at the same time? Deal!
*Sexy Boy Hits and HBK appears under the tron, mic in hand*
.:Shawn Michaels:.
Just wait right there Punk, i respect you man but what makes you think you can beat me ....... and Edge how about you come down here and i'll show you what this guy from the 80's can do ....... oh i almost forgot about ICP, how can i forget you guys, you know what you guys never learn do you. Never mess with people who you can't beat. Lets take me for example, you guys teamed up against me in a steel cage and still you couldn't beat me then how do you expect to beat the current champion?
*CM Punk Laughs at HBK's Comments to ICP*
.:CM Punk:.
He Does Have a Point ICP, Infact i Think That You Two are The Least Closest to Winning The Title from Me, Micahels Or Edge, So i Hope After No Mercy You Go Back to Your Hotel Room and Have a Early Night Because You Will Need it to Beat Me, I May Look Like a Goody Two Shoes,, but i Wouldn't Care if i Had to Jump in The Crowd and Slap Each And Everyone Of These Fans, Like me or Not.
*Punk Turns to Michaels*
.:CM Punk:.
Same Goes to You HBK, Even If You do Beat me This Sunday, i Promise That I Will Reclaim it, Be it Two Weeks on Mondayor Be it 10 Years, I Will Defeat The Champ and Take The Title Back, I May Not be The Best Fighter, But i Will put my Body and My Life on The Line Just for That Title
.:Shaggy:.
Just what makes you think that we cant beat y'all, just what makes you think I can't beat y'all, hell we've only faced Shawn and punk and they won by escape and a dq!
*CM Punk Looks Confused at ICP Then Turns to The Croud*
.:CM Punk:.
Errrr Sorry ICP, But Did Anyone Catch a Word of That is He Speaking Japanise? Errrr Nissan, Honda, Kawazaki, Mitsubishi, Subaru
*ICP Scratch There heads as The Croud Laugh Their Heads Off*
*Shawn turns back around*
.:Shawn Michaels:.
Hey ICP since you guys are so eager to be in a handicap match and want to get your ass kicked and tapped out of here. How about we have a ................. lets say 2 on 3 handicap match ................ it will be me ................ against Edge and ICP ...... oh and did i mention my partner will be CM Punk?
*The crowd goes wild*
Oh and lets make it a .... ummmm .... lets make it a HELL IN A CELL match so there is no escape ..... no DQ and the only way to win is by pin fall or submission. What do you say to that? Or are you too scared?
*The crowd goes nuts! CM Punk's Eyes Go Huge, But Then He Realises Something*
.:CM Punk:.
HBK That is an Intresting Match, Edge Cuold Win The Title But he Would Still be Teaming With The Guy That wants His Title, And If ICP Win They Get a Shot at The Title, I Wouldn't Make it a Hell in a Cell, but The 3-on-2 Sure Sounds Good!
*Punk Turns to The Titantron*
.:CM Punk:.
McMahon, Scrap The 2-on-1 and Replace it With a 3-on-2, HBK & CM Punk vs ICP & Edge
.:Shawn Michaels:.
NO NO NO NO NO ... thats exactly what i don't want. I am sick of people winning a match by DQ and i can never trust ICP or edge to be fair ... so you know what how about we make it a no disqualification 2 on 1 handicap match.
*CM Punk Turns to HBK In Shock*
.:CM Punk:.
Michaels, Listen How About we Face Edge & ICP in a 3-on-2 Match, No Disqualification Just so Theres No DQ To Set us Back?
*Just then, McMahons HUGE nose appears on the tron, closely followed by the rest of his face*
.:McMahon:.
OK guys – that sounds great to me! Tomorrow night on RAW, all 5 of the men in WWE title contention will be in the Main Event! It will be Insane Clown Posse & Edge taking on the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and the soon to be ex-WWE champion CM Punk, in a no-DQ Hell in a Cell Match for the Main Event. I’ll arrange the paperwork now.
*The crowd are actually cheering something McMahon said. ICP look confused their boss and friend would agree to put them in a Cell, but hell – it means a WWE title shot sooner or later!*
JJ James’ music hits, and he runs down to the ring through the crowd! A little unorthodox, a little different – I like it! He gets a nice pop, and the crowd sitting where he walked through went daft for him! Randy Orton’s music is next, and he comes down to the ring, and the match gets underway!
Randy Orton vs JJ James
Orton starts off by offering a handshake to James, who goes to accept. Randy, being the devious sod he is, double crosses his opponent and hits a series of kicks to the gut. He gets JJ James in a frontal headlock, and follows it up with a snap suplex, James landing flat on his back.
Orton follows up again with a couple of elbow drops, and a few knee drops to the throat. Randy picks up James, and hits a nice European Uppercut. Orton climbs to the top rope, and goes for a Flying Double Axehandle, but JJ hits a nice forearm, and Orton lands on his feet clutching his stomach. James hits a few shortarm kneelifts, and whips Orton, before hitting a nice flat-foot dropkick. James had enough momentum to force himself into a reverse somersault coming out of the dropkick, and so lands on his feet – nice agility shown there!
James stalks Orton, waiting for him to get to his feet. He gets Randy’s head and hits and running face spike! Randy landed into James’ knee right on his nose! Bet that stung a little! JJ James sets him up, and hits a beautiful running kneelift, followed by another, and another!
JJ James is gonna go for it! He is giving the sign for the Mauna-Loa Driver! He turns round, but Orton was waiting for it! RKO! James is out cold!
Randy hits the cover…1….2….3! That’s it, fairly quick match there, but the pace was tremendous! Randy used some quick thinking to pick up the victory!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: RANDY ORTON
Randy celebrates, before hitting a few more kicks to James’ head. The crowd are booing him out of the place right now, but he’s loving it! He picks James up, and hits another RKO! Orton leaves, leaving James knocked out cold on the mat!
A video recaps the goings on earlier tonight which lead up to the Intercontinental title match which is next up!
Intercontinental Championship – Wayne Gallagher (c) vs Assassin
On his way to the ring from Hamilton Ontario Canada Weighing in at 205 pound and 6”1” WAYYYNE GAAAAAALLLLLAGHEER! Smoke comes out of the entrance as Wayne runs out and runs down the Ramp Giving Highfives to the Crowd Wayne Jumps up to the apron and pulls on the ropes and falls back as fire works come down from the ceiling and Wayne Jumps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his hands as fire works go up behind him as he moves his hands.
And From Ramsgate, weighing in at pounds unknown, Assassin! Assassin struts down the aisle, getting a great ovation – these two guys are true fan favourites!
Assassin goes for the right hand but Wayne ducks under it and chopblocks Assassin, who falls to the floor. Wayne gets up and goes out to the apron and flips over the apron and lands on Assassin.
Wayne Gets back up and runs against the ropes and does a rolling thunder! Wayne then runs and jumps up the whole turnbuckle and jumps backwards in to a Whisper in the Wind, which connects perfectly! Wayne Gets up and picks Assassin up, and has his head in his armpit and lifts him up for a suplex but Assassin slips out of it and gets Wayne in a roll up and is holding the rope!
1…..2…. Kick out! Wayne Gets Up and Grabs a chair and slides in and drops the chair as he gets rights to the face by Assassin, Wayne is knocked down and Assassin runs of the ropes to give Wayne a elbow smash but Wayne flips up and Drop Kicks Assassin to the face Assassin Falls back and Wayne grabs Assassins Feet and Tosses him face first into the turnbuckle.
Wayne goes to pick Assassin up, but the hooded one hits a series of punches to Wayne’s stomach, ensuring Wayne releases his grip. Assassin grabs Wayne’s head, and hits it head first into the turnbuckle, followed by a beautiful running bulldog. The crowd are going nuts for this match so far, and Assassin is playing to it! He hits a seated dropkick on Wayne, who was trying to get to his feet. Assassin is feeling the momentum now!
The Ref turns around and counts 1….2….. Wayne puts his foot on the bottom rope!
Assassin picks Wayne up and goes for a german suplex but Wayne does a backflip but when he lands he collapses and Assassin gives him a belly to belly. Assassin climbs the top rope and hits a moonsault! Never, EVER seen Assassin do that!
Assassin picks Wayne up, and crotches him on the top rope – he’s going for a superplex! These two friends could end each other’s careers right here! He hits it! He hit it perfectly! But wait, it looks as though he may have injured himself in the process….
They are both knocked out, and the ref starts to count!
1…2…3…4…5….6….7….8…9…. The lights went off! What happened there?? We can hear some banging in the ring, but that’s it! What the hell is going on?!
The lights come back up with Wayne and Assassin still down and out, but McMahon and ICP are there too! They, too, are lying unconscious, and they’re each busted open! Who did that?! Both competitors are lying out cold!
Wayne doesn’t have a clue where he is, but he starts to struggle, as he rolls onto Assassin! The ref begins the count! 1….2……3! THAT’S IT! Wayne retains his title!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: WAYNE GALLAGHER
But what happened? McMahon and ICP are still down and out in the ring – where did THEY come from?? Who knocked them out?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Wayne celebrates the victory, raising his belt in the air. He offers a hand to Assassin, who accepts it! What a match we have just seen from these two fine young athletes! They are shaking hands to show their respect for each other, but they both look confused as hell as they notice The Corporation lying down and out in the ring. X-Factor walk backstage together, Assassin raising Wayne’s arm in victory – a true sign of sportsmanship! The medics come down with stretchers, and carry the Corporation off. The crowd are silent – they’re stunned, and basically don’t have a clue what’s gone on there. I’m sure all will be revealed in good time
A video recap of the last few week’s shenanigans between CM Punk, Edge & HBK plays, and the first music hits. It’s HBK’s. As “Sexy Boy” blares out, the crowd get on their feet – this guy has done just about everything except win a DXX title so far, and so they are right behind him here.
Edge is out next to the typical heat he gets – and there is a lot of it! He gets into the ring and stares down HBK, as Punk’s music hits and one of the most over guys in the promotion appears with his WWE Championship raised high in the air! He runs down to the ring, and now all 3 contenders are ready, and so we begin tonight’s Main Event for the WWE Championship!
Main Event – WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) vs Shawn Michaels vs Edge
The bell rings and away we go. No surprise to see that Punk and HBK are teaming up on the heel, Edge. Double roundhouse punches, followed by a double suplex, and a double clothesline over the top rope quickly sends Edge outside and onto the floor outside. HBK and Punk now stand, nose to nose, and the crowd are waiting for them to…….and there it is! They begin trading right hands, and the guys who, as we found out earlier, will be partnering each other tomorrow night, are going nuts at each other!
Grapples finish with one pushing the other and vice versa, punches are traded with trademark precision. HBK attempts to whip Punk off the ropes, which is reversed. And then THAT is reversed, and again, and they both end up hitting the ropes simultaneously. They both do a forward roll, and a Mexican standoff follows, nice movement there. Another grapple, and this time HBK gets the upper hand, with those old, crisp technical moves that made him famous. Headlock, followed by a Chicken wing, and then a legsweep takedown. Punk just springs back to his feet, and hits a nice dropkick on the advancing Michaels.
At this point, Edge has just crawled back under the bottom rope and has hit a nice running forearm blow to the champ’s face, sending Punk to the mat. Michaels makes a run for Edge, who picks him up and does a 360 backbreaker – sending shockwaves down Michaels’ spine. Edge takes control, and picks HBK straight back up, before whipping him into the corner, and hitting an avalanche splash. HBK stumbles out of the corner, into a spear from CM Punk, and Michaels is out cold.
Edge and Punk begin trading blows, and both bounce themselves off the ropes and into a dropkick onto each other, meaning they both landed flat on their faces – that was funny! They both look p***ed, and pounce on each other. Edge lands on top first, hitting a series of rights to Punk’s head, before Punk rolls backwards and does the same to Edge. Out of nowhere, HBK hit a splash onto the pair of them! All 3 guys are down and struggling for breath!
Punk rolls to the outside, and is followed by HBK and Edge, very slowly. HBK sets Punk up, and whips him right into the ringpost, followed by a 10 ringpost smash! Punk is bleedin, and he is bleedin a lot! HBK rolls Punk onto the announce table, and begins to climb to the top turnbuckle! Surely he won’t do what it looks like he’s gonna do!? He leaps from the top! But Edge, who was standing on the guard rail, hit a speak straight through Michaels, and all 3 of them fall through the announce table!
Punk is the first to stir, and he rolls under the bottom rope and back out in order to break the count. He rolls Edge into the ring, and hits a standing legdrop, but he is starting to move slowly – he was clearly a little stunned by that rainfall of two heavyweights landing on him!
Punk picks up Edge and goes to whip him, but Edge reverses it, sending Punk straight into the referee! Edge hit a spear! And he hit it HARD! He goes for the cover….but the ref is down and out! A second ref runs down and begins the count! 1….2…..Michaels pulled him out of the ring and hit a Sweet Chin Music on the second ref! Now we have TWO refs down! Edge had the title in his grasp! Edge looks annoyed at Michaels, and flies out of the ring, over the top rope and straight into Shawn Michaels, both men falling to the exposed concrete on the floor.
Punks goes outside, and hits a splash onto Edge who’s back was on the guard rail – that guard rail hasn’t been very lucky for Edge tonight! Punk rolls Edge back in, and went for the Pepsi Twist! But Edge reversed it, and managed to hit another spear onto the champ! He covers him, and the ref is moving now! 1……….2………..slow count…….2.9! Punk kicked out on what MUST have been 2.9! Edge shows his frustration by going up and arguing with the ref, but Punk rolled him into a small package! 1…..2…..3! That’s it – Punk retains! Shawn Michaels was trying desparately to get back into the ring but he couldn’t QUITE make it!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL WWE CHAMPION: CM PUNK!
Punk stumbles over to Michaels, and they shake hands! They both smile, and pick Edge up – Sweet Chin Music, followed by a Pepsi Twist! Edge has been sent to the outside following two of the most devastating finishers in the business! Michaels looks disappointed, understandably, but he’s a good sport – helping Punk get the belt around his waist. The pair are playing to the crowd as the cameras fade, and the DXX Logo fades across our screen.
Well there ya go guys – this month’s PPV. We saw a new IC champ before the night even got underway, and Samoa Joe & The Rock shocked the whole place by winning the Tag Titles! 2 of the titles will appear around 3 new waists tomorrow!
As for the X-Factor and Corporation feud, it continued to boil over, and mystery still surrounds us as to what exactly happened in the ring whilst the lights were out during the Intercontinental Title match! Why were the Corp there? Who knocked them out?
Punk continued his impressive legacy by digging deep and somehow managing to retain the title against all odds – and I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of HBK and Edge in the title hunt! Tomorrow night, these three men will be in RAW’s Main Event along with ICP in a 3-on-2 Hell in a Cell match. These 5 guys look like they will be battling over the next few weeks, and somewhere, somehow, eventually, a Champion will emerge from the fog of war.
Randy Orton continued his impressive beginnings with DXX with a victory over JJ James, and the rap battle opened the night with great entertainment. Tune in to tomorrow night’s edition of RAW is WAR to find out the answers to all the above questions, and more!
Written by: Mr. McMahon, Wayne Gallagher