Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 17:17:07 GMT
The trons are fired! The crowd are even more fired! The atmosphere is electric, and here we go with this – our latest instalment of DXX RAW is WAR!
*'Man Made God' by In Flames hits the speakers, as Assassin makes his way down to the ring to a tremendous ovation. He enters the ring and is handed a microphone.*
.:Assassin:.
"Heyyyy, what's up guys?" (Assassin said in his best Fonzy accent.)
*The crowd goes nuts*
"Now, some of you may already know this, but for those who don't, Mr. McMahon has challenged me to a match on Raw tonight.
*crowd cheers again*
"I'm excited too, but last night I had an epiphany."
*Assassin stopped for a few seconds while the crowd settled down.*
"Well, the other day I was walking past Rey Mysterio's old Commissioners office, a position that he vacated nearly two months ago. I thought to myself 'wouldn't it be great to be the DXX commissioner?' Heck, why not. Mr. McMahon, I have a proposition for you."
"What if our match on Raw has the stakes raised a little bit? If I win, I get the commissioners job. If you win, I'll never wrestle for a title opportunity before the new year, and I won't bother you outside of the ring anymore. Now, that would change my match with Kurt Angle at No Mercy a little bit, but if that was to happen then if Kurt beats me he keeps his number one contenders spot, and if I win then it's simply personal satisfaction being able to wipe that permanent smirk of his face. Oh, nice shirt by the way Kurt. You're 'queer and here' huh? Perhaps later we can meet up..."
Assassin stopped in his tracks...
"Just kidding, just kidding. So, Vinny, what do you say to my proposition? I'll be out of your hair and out of title contention for the next two months, so it's definitely worth it if you can beat me. Come on down boss, let us know what you think."
*Assassin said his last sentence in the style of a games show host, and pointed towards the entrance to the ring area.*
*"No Chance In Hell" Comes over the tron, and the boss appears at the top. He struts down and enters the ring*
.:McMahon:.
"Assassin, Assassin, Assassin......"(McMahon begins to chuckle).
"I don't know why the hell I should trust you on not bothering me outside the ring - when have you ever followed up on a promise?
However, the prospect of proving once and for all that Mr. McMahon is by far superior to the hooded man appeals to me, and no-one can argue I'm a fair man.
*crowd boos the roof off the arena*
WHEN I beat you in the center of this ring, Kurt Angle will automatically become the new no 1 contender for the IC title via default, and you, Asswipe, will be condemned to the wrestling equivalent of the dole - you'll be opening the shows and never even moving up the card.
There's no question who will win our match Assassin, and that makes you even more of a fool than I gave you credit for. And when you wake up in the hospital bed on Tuesday morning, you will regret the day you even JOINED THE DXX ROSTER!"
*McMahon would have carried on, but Assassin interrupts him*
.:Assassin:.
"Let me stop you right there McMahon. Firstly, perhaps my promises aren't always water-tight, but I'm prepared to make this promise official."
"Why don't your legal cronies draw up a contract stating that if I win the match I become commisioner and if I lose I open shows and never bother you again yada yada yada... so I'm legally contracted to keep the promise of staying out of your way. But... on the other hand you're legally obligated to not fire me from my commisioner’s position WHEN I beat you black and blue tonight. What do you say to that?"
*McMahon stares at Assassin, contemplating this offer*
.:McMahon:.
"Alright Assassin, I'll get my guys to speak to your guys and work out a contract, we'll sign that in an hour or so and then we'll fight last, how does that sound to you?
To be honest I don't care how it sounds, because that is what is happening. Meet me back in the ring mid-show and we'll get the contract signed. See you in the ring Asswipe!”
*No Chance In Hell flares up again, and Mr. McMahon walks backwards up the ramp, not taking his eyes off Assassin*
A secret Camera is in Kurt Angles Bathroom, and it shows Angle going into the shower
Angle leaves his clothes and his Gold Medals on the Sink Counter...until Wayne Gallagher quietly comes in.
*Wayne Quietly Hobbles in and Takes Kurts Clothes *
*Wayne Hobbles Out*
*Wayne comes back and grabs the medals and put them on his neck*
*Wayne then Grabs his Sharpie and Writes something on the mirror above the sink and turns the taps on, Wayne then Leaves
The Camera Zooms in on the message
THE MESSAGE READS : Your Clothes and Medals Have Been Stolen by your friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman
.:Kurt Angle:.
"Who was that, I'm a wrestling machine..."
*Kurt Angle gets out of the Shower and Notices the Sign*
.:Kurt Angle:.
" Spiderman???...wtf is this...where the hell are my clothes "
*Kurt Angle runs out of the shower but naked, yelling "GIVE ME MY CLOTHES AND MY MEDALS!”
Kurt Runs Out Looking for his medals and clothes
Wayne clotheslines Kurt and stomps on him*
.:Wayne Gallagher:.
Now You Naked Homie What you gonna do? and if you want your medals back you can face me in a ladder match for em on Raw tonight!
*Wayne Spits on Kurt as he shuffles away. The crowd are going nuts! A ladder match here tonight between these 2 guys? Should be a great match!*
Next up we see a promo vid hyping DXX’s newest superstar, Randy Orton, and as soon as the vid finishes we hear “Burn In My Light” as the new guy walks down to the ring to a rather large amount of booing from the crowd. Next up we hear Samoa Joe’s music, and he comes out to a great cheer. The bell rings, and the match gets officially underway!
Samoa Joe vs Randy Orton
Samoa Joe hit Randy Orton with a gutwrench suplex...A clothesline from Samoa Joe dropped Randy Orton...Samoa Joe hit Randy Orton with a kick...Samoa Joe picked up and bodyslammed Randy Orton...Samoa Joe ducked his head too early on a backdrop, and took a piledriver from Randy Orton as a result...Samoa Joe walked into a big chop from Randy Orton...Using the ropes to his advantage, Randy Orton hit a running cross-body on Samoa Joe...Randy Orton rocked Samoa Joe with a big forearm...
After ducking a clothesline from Randy Orton, Samoa Joe bounced off the ropes and came back with a clothesline...Samoa Joe hit Randy Orton with a dropkick...Samoa Joe nailed Randy Orton with a right hand...Samoa Joe walked into a big right hand from Randy Orton...Randy Orton used a standing arm bar on Samoa Joe...
Randy Orton punched Samoa Joe in the face...Samoa Joe walked into a kick to the gut from Randy Orton...Samoa Joe headbutted Randy Orton...Samoa Joe applied a knee bar on Randy Orton, weakening the legs...Randy Orton got staggered with a forearm from Samoa Joe...After putting Randy Orton down, Samoa Joe hit an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle...Samoa Joe wore down Randy Orton with a sleeper variation...A right hand from Samoa Joe put Randy Orton down...
Randy Orton got rocked with a northern light's suplex, but the kick out came before the three...Samoa Joe missed a right hand, then turned into a kick by Randy Orton...Samoa Joe missed a charge, then took a kick to the gut again. Randy Orton lifted him up and dropped him with a powerbomb...Randy Orton scored with a boot to the stomach, then blasted Samoa Joe with a cradle piledriver...Samoa Joe snap suplexed Randy Orton...Samoa Joe missed a right hand, then turned into a Slap by Randy Orton...Randy Orton headbutted Samoa Joe...
After putting Samoa Joe down, Randy Orton hit an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle...Randy Orton blasted Samoa Joe with a shoulder breaker...That was almost enough to get the pinfall...Both Randy Orton and Samoa Joe were on top rope, until Samoa Joe got shoved off and hit the mat. Randy Orton followed up with a flying elbow from the top...Showing his high flying skills, Randy Orton hit Samoa Joe with a dropkick... He waited for Samoa Joe to stand up and hit him with the RKO. That was enough to get the three count.
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: RANDY ORTON
*The scene opens with Edge standing back stage, behind him we see A poster for No Mercy, Edge smirks arrogantly and speaks*
.:Edge:.
My name is...Edge
*Crowd boos*
I am...the greatest athlete in Sports Entertainment...I will become the WWE Champion at No Mercy, just look at who I am facing...Shawn Michales...heh...Mr. Broke back Mountain himself, a man who goes out into public dancing and hoping around like a sissy, where's way to much leather...the 80's are over dude, and what exactly has he accomplished? Oh that's right...NOTHING!
Then we have C.M. Punk *Crowd cheers* this guy took time off just because of a freakin' hangnail, he knew I would return, so he made up some sob story and got a few weeks off, but come Sunday he'll be getting a rude awakening, by The Rated R Superstar, and all the Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Karate in the world, won't save you when I hit the Spear on your sorry ass, and show you how a real champion like myself goes about business!
*Edge pops his coat back and walks off, the crowd booing him as he walks away*
Ladder Match - Kurt Angle's Gold Medals
This match will be a ladder match for Kurt Angle's Gold Medals. First out was Wayne Gallagher to a nice pop. Next out was Kurt Angle, who got a very mixed reaction but it was largely cheering! The bell rings, and away we go!
Wayne Gallagher walked right into a bodyslam from Kurt Angle...Wayne Gallagher walked into a big right hand from Dough Kurt Angle...A clothesline by Wayne Gallagher put Kurt Angle down to the canvas...Kurt Angle got hit with a steel chair by Wayne Gallagher...Wayne Gallagher used a sleeper hold to weaken Kurt Angle...
After backing him into the corner, Wayne Gallagher hammered away on Kurt Angle with a series of chops...Wayne Gallagher used a sleeper hold to weaken Kurt Angle...Kurt Angle ducked a standing clothesline from Wayne Gallagher, but got hit in the back of the head with a blind clothesline seconds later...Wayne Gallagher drove the ladder into the ribs of Kurt Angle...Kurt Angle suplexed Wayne Gallagher...Kurt Angle hit Wayne Gallagher with a headbutt...Kurt Angle hit Wayne Gallagher with a chair...Wayne Gallagher turned around, only to be rammed in the ribs with the ladder by Kurt Angle...
Kurt Angle put Wayne Gallagher down with a huge chop...Wayne Gallagher got hit with a back suplex from Kurt Angle...Kurt Angle pounded on Wayne Gallagher with punches to the face...Wayne Gallagher walked into a big right hand from Kurt Angle...Kurt Angle belly to belly suplexed Wayne Gallagher...Kurt Angle hit three vicious chops to the chest of Wayne Gallagher...Kurt Angle blasted Wayne Gallagher with a ladder shot...After ducking two clotheslines, Wayne Gallagher hit a flying leg lariat on Kurt Angle off the ropes...
Wayne Gallagher rocked Kurt Angle with a samoan drop...Wayne Gallagher powerslammed Kurt Angle as he came off the ropes...Wayne Gallagher spiked Kurt Angle with a piledriver...Wayne Gallagher clotheslined Kurt Angle as he staggered out of the corner...Kurt Angle staggered into a nadowa slam from Wayne Gallagher...Wayne Gallagher tried to floor Kurt Angle with a karate kick to the jaw as he turned around...and it connected!
Wait a minute! ICP and T-Mac are walking down the aisle! They are really making a habit of sticking their noses in other people’s business these days! Wayne gets distracted, and ICP and T-Mac are taunting him from the outside! What the hell is happening here……Angle Slam! Kurt connected the Angle Slam! He begins the ascent to the top of the ladder…….almost there…….he’s done it! Kurt Angle has earned his Gold Medals back by beating Wayne tonight!
ICP and T-Mac enter the ring, and shake Kurt’s hand! They raise his hand in victory, and it looks as though Kurt has joined up with the Corporation! The 4 men are celebrating together…….wonder where McMahon is?? Hmmm…….
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: KURT ANGLE
Well there you have it – Kurt managed to get his medals back, and in doing so sent a message to anyone who dares cross him – they won’t get away with it for long! Also, he has joined The Corporation! That means, that his no 1 Contender’s match with Assassin at No Mercy is ANOTHER example of The New Corporation against X-Factor, will there ever be any peace??
*McMahon walks down to the ring first, contracts in hand. The ring has been set up with the table and official who will witness the contract signing. McMahon enters the ring and, unsurprisingly, grabs a mic and begins to talk*
.:McMahon:.
"Assassin, here we are at long last! You and me, one on one, mano a mano. And this is actually the SECOND time I have fought for the right to claim ownership of the Commissioner's post, and we all know what happened last time
*Crowd boos*
THIS time, Assassin, I won't make the same mistake. THIS time, I'll make sure I get the job done. THIS time Assassin, you will wake up in the hospital tomorrow and you will decide that coming to RAW every week isn't worth it. It isn't worth the glory of the crowd cheering your name, if it is going to involve you getting your ass whooped week in, week out. THIS time, I won't just teach the contender to the Commissioner's role a lesson, I will annihilate him!
*Crowd gives huge "ASSASSIN" chants*
So come on Assassin, what are you waiting for?
*McMahon waits for Assassin to get into the ring*
*Assassin’s music hits, and the main himself walks down to the ring. Upon entering, he snatches the microphone from Mr. McMahon.*
.:Assassin:.
"You make a lot of promises, boss." He said. "LAST time, you cheated Rey Mysterio out of his commissioners job. LAST time, you had help beating him. LAST time, you went back to ICP's locker room after the match, locked the door and..."
*Assassin shudders*
"Never mind what you did LAST time. THIS time, when I become the new commissioner of Raw, you have to work with me. I'll have the power to make matches whenever I like, and I can strip champions of the titles at the snap of my fingers. Oh, Vince, we're gonna have so much fun working together!"
*Assassin took a seat on one side of the table that had been set up.*
"Alright, where do I sign to make this match official?"
*McMahon growls in frustration before taking ANOTHER mic*
.:McMahon:.
We'll see. You have something wrong though - I won't be working WITH you, YOU will still be working FOR ME! Only difference is you can kiss any assess you want and give people title shots to avoid getting beaten halfway to hell!
Tonight will be the greatest night in the history of DXX, and it will be my finest hour! You, and your buddies known as Ex-Factor {geddit?} will be history!"
*McMahon sits down and signs on the dotted line, and waits for Assassin to do the same. He does so, and the pair stare at each other in concentration before The Rock’s music hits – what a rude interruption!*
*The Rock comes down to the ring with a mic*
.:The Rock:.
.......finally.....THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO _______. Vince McMahon, every week, you say how successful and how great the New Corpoation is. But Vince, did you know that there are literally, millions AND MILLIONS of the Rock's fans, and do you know what they're saying? They're saying that the Corporation ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!!
*All of a sudden, CM Punk comes out. *
CM Punks Music Hits The PA, He Walks to The Top of The Ramp With a Smile on His Face and a Mic in His Hand
.::CM Punk::.
Wo Rocky, Calm Down Big Guy, I Know Me And You Haven’t Seen Eye-2-Eye Lately But That Doesn’t Mean That Cant Happen, I Saw Your Match Last Week and I Had My Eye on One of The Wrestlers in That Match Because of His Guts and Strength, And Dude He Didn’t Win….. So I Was Watching It And I Was Getting Disturbed, So I Wondered and Wondered What is Was, And I Realised That it Was The Fans Chanting For You, and For That You Get My Respect
*Crowd Cheer*
Now Rock, You May Not Find That a Big Thing, But I Just Want You To Know That.....
What is a Juggalo hits the speakers, everyone is looking for ICP but they Comes out from the crowd and run into the ring and make CM Punk turn around and they hit the gathering of the juggalos on him, Shaggy then goes to grab a mic, he picks it up and says to Punk:
.:Shaggy:.
"I Want my title shot, and i'm going to get it"
*Assassin, already in the ring from the contract signing, grabs another mic...Assassin cut ICP off at the entrance to the ring area.*
.:Assassin:.
"So, you can't beat C.M Punk in a tag match so you take him out like common criminals? What makes you think you deserve a championship match anyway?"
Assassin diverted his eyes towards The Rock.
"Rocky, sorry for this interruption. No doubt, you are the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today, and you have millions of fans all over the world."
*crowd chants for The Rock*
"That proves my point right there. Another good point is the fact that the corporation does indeed absolutely suck!"
.:Shaggy:.
"The only reason he won that tag match is because of a simple dq, so how about you put up or shut and if you cant put up then get the hell out of our way."
*Silence for a moment or two*
.:Violent J:.
"Looks like your time is up"
T-Mac comes out from behind Assasin and hits him in the back of the head with the chair, Assassin falls onto Shaggys shoulders and then they hit the Gathering of the Jugallos on him. T-Mac and ICP walk back under the curtain.
*McMahon, who has been standing outside the ring during this brawl, gets the mic and begins to talk*
.:McMahon:.
“And the match between me and Assassin will begin…….RIGHT NOW!”
WHAT!! McMahon is such a coward! After seeing his pals, ICP, assault Assassin, he’s declared an immediate start to the match. Assassin is still struggling to get to his feet! The crowd hate that SOB McMahon – he enters the ring, slithering under the bottom rope smiling, and the bell rings and the match gets underway!
Commissioner’s Job – Assassin vs Mr. McMahon
McMahon kicked Assassin in the ribs...Mr. McMahon got taken over with an arm drag from Assassin...A clothesline from Mr. McMahon dropped Assassin...Mr. McMahon hit Assassin with a headbutt...Assassin got taken over with an arm drag from Mr. McMahon...Assassin hit William Mr. McMahon with a chop...Assassin headbutted Mr. McMahon...
A big kick floored Assassin, who got right back up, only to take another from Mr. McMahon...Assassin got taken over with an arm drag from Mr. McMahon...Mr. McMahon got knocked down by an Assassin headbutt...Assassin arm dragged Mr. McMahon, and followed with an arm bar...Assassin applied a knee bar on Peter Mr. McMahon, weakening the legs...Assassin hit Mr. McMahonwith a kick...An elbow drop from the top rope by Assassin hit Mr. McMahon...Assassin used a hammerlock to control Mr. McMahon...
Assassin applied a hammerlock to Mr. McMahon, then turned it into a bodyslam to weaken the arm...A boot to the gut set Assassin up for Mr. McMahon to hit a Falcon Arrow...William Mr. McMahon powerslammed Assassin as he came off the ropes...Mr. McMahon missed a charge into the turnbuckle when Assassin slipped behind him, and then got hit with a back suplex as he staggered backward...Mr. McMahon took a belly to belly suplex off the top turnbuckle from Assassin... Assassin missed a charge into the turnbuckle when Mr. McMahon slipped behind him, and then got hit with a back suplex as he staggered backward...Assassin got hit with a back suplex from Mr. McMahon...Mr. McMahon attempted to snap suplex Assassin, but instead got gloored with an Assassinator. That led to the three count.
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW COMMISSIONER OF DXX: ASSASSIN
WOW! We have a new Commissioner! Assassin gains control, and what he said is right – now McMahon needs to work WITH him! Can X-Factor and the New Corporation co-exist in the offices? I still can’t believe we FINALLY have a new commish…….
Main Event – Shawn Michaels vs Edge
Shawn Michaels vs Edge
This match was a regular one fall bout. First out was Shawn Michaels. Next out was Edge. The referee for the match was C.M Punk.
Edge kicked Shawn Michaels in the ribs...Edge rocked Shawn Michaels with a headbutt...Edge hit Shawn Michaels with a punch...Edge used an amateur-style move to take down Shawn Michaels...Edge scored with a deep arm drag on Shawn Michaels...
Edge came off the ropes, but got sent down by a dropkick from Shawn Michaels...Edge got taken down with a side headlock takedown by Shawn Michaels...Shawn Michaels caught Edge with a dropkick as he came off the ropes...Shawn Michaels hit Edge with a punch...Edge got taken over with an arm drag from Shawn Michaels...An amateur-style takedown from Shawn Michaels put Edge on the mat...
Shawn Michaels applied a hammerlock to Edge, then turned it into a bodyslam to weaken the arm...Edge hit a flurry of punches on Shawn Michaels...Edge chopped Shawn Michaels across the chest several times...Edge hit Shawn Michaels with a series of vicious kicks to the body...A big kick floored Shawn Michaels, who got right back up, only to take another from Edge...A scoop slam put Shawn Michaels down to the mat, and gave Edge the advantage...Edge drilled Shawn Michaels with a headbutt...Edge walked right into a bodyslam from Shawn Michaels...
Edge ducked his head to early on a backdrop, and took a piledriver from Shawn Michaels as a result...Shawn Michaels blasted Edge with Sweet Chin Music, which sent Edge flying out of the ring... As Shawn was celebrating the move he accidentally slapped C.M Punk, who pushed him as a result. Shawn Michaels pushed back, causing C.M Punk to stumble into Edge, who was making his way back into the ring. Edge floored C.M Punk with a punch, and then Shawn Michaels hit Edge. C.M Punk stood up and attacked both wrestlers, and the three men brawled for a while until official referees stopped the match.
AS A RESULT OF A NO-CONTEST, THIS MATCH IS A DRAW
As the three-way brawl continues, the camera fades to the DXX logo, with the crowd still going nuts as these guys battle it out – any one of these 3 could be the champ when we come back next Monday![/center]
Written by: Mr. McMahon