Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 17:03:14 GMT
*No Chance In Hell hits, and this week’s show begins with the arrogant SOB Mr. McMahon walking down to the ring*
.:McMahon:.
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this week’s show!
First thing on the agenda tonight, OBVIOUSLY, is a question I’ve been being asked all week. What the hell was the official verdict on the tag title match last week?
Well, after careful and due consideration, I came to a simple conclusion. Sure, last week, both legal men were pinned 1,2,3. But, conversely, that means that the two ILLEGAL men were the ones doing the pinning, and so I have no choice but to declare that match null and void.
Now, normally I would leave it at that – especially with those sons of bitches, X-Factor involved. However, my stockholders won’t be happy with the value of the tag team titles whilst there are no CLEAR champions – sure, my boys – ICP, are still the champs – but last week’s finish was very dusty.
So tonight, I am putting ICP in a non-title match against the Assman and his other friend, Wayne Gallagher. If X-Factor can get a clear win this week, Assassin gets to keep his no 1 Contenders IC title match at No Mercy, and can select someone to be in his corner. Should ICP be victorious – which I fully expect they will – Assassin has to work as my servant for one whole month, and can kiss the IC no 1 contender’s match at No Mercy – therefore, awarding the no 1 contendership to Kurt Angle.. That is my verdict, and that’s what I am sticking to! And that match……will be next!
*Crowd begins to cheer, but are rudely interrupted by McMahon*
However, before we get to that, I want to send a message to X-Factor – you guys have crossed the boss once too often. You even THINK of trying anything like you have been recently again, and by god I’ll make sure you will pay dearly. To ensure you don’t get your hands on me this week, I won’t be in the ring again tonight. I’m taking the night off! Thank you low-life scum, and enjoy the show!”
*McMahon walks backstage*
Non-Title Match – ICP vs Assassin & Wayne Gallagher
X-Factor’s music hits first, and they saunter down to the ring, taking plenty of time to pay the fans some attention – they love these guys! Once they are in the ring, the champions appear and walk down the aisle, the bell rings and this week’s show is officially open!
Violent J hits a right hand on Assassin. Big clothesline from Violent J. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Shaggy 2 Dope. Insane Clown Posse whips Assassin into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Assassin takes a vertical suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Assassin gets hip tossed by 2 Dope.
Assassin drops out the back of a Shaggy 2 Dope bodyslam attempt. Face-first suplex from Assassin. Tag to Wayne Gallagher. Wayne Gallagher hits a weak elbow on Shaggy 2 Dope. Powerslam from Wayne Gallagher on 2 Dope. Shaggy 2 Dope avoids a Wayne Gallagher avalanche. Tag to Violent J. Weak bodyslam by Violent J. Sloppy tornado punch from Violent J, Wayne G got hit! Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Violent J strikes Wayne Gallagher.
Wayne G blocks a punch. Back heel kick from Wayne G on Violent J. Wayne G scores with a forearm, sending Violent J down into the corner. The referee pulls Wayne Gallagher away to get the break. Wayne tags Assassin back in, who then proceeds to hit a solo-double dropkick on ICP, sending the champs through the ropes and onto the floor!
McMahon runs through the crowd with a steel chair! He said he wasn’t gonna be out here again tonight, that lying scumbag! He enters the ring and cracks Assassin over the head, busting him wide open. And I mean WIDE open! McMahon turns and does the same to Wayne Gallagher! Both men are out cold!
We have DQ decision! The ref rang the bell, ICP have been disqualified! McMahon is just standing over X-Factor’s bodies, laughing! Violent J gets into the ring, and shoves McMahon – he just cost them the match! McMahon is just laughing while trying to talk to J, and J and Shaggy 2 Dope just turn around to walk backstage, still looking outraged that McMahon cost them the match!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS VIA DISQUALIFICATION: WAYNE GALLAGHER AND ASSASSIN!
McMahon just managed, finally, to get one over on X-Factor, but one has to question the wisdom! That means Assassin gets to keep his no 1 contender’s IC match at No Mercy!
*As Raiden is walking down the corridor, Samoa Joe walks up to him *
.:Samoa Joe:.
“So your woried about wayne you should be woried about me in the title match you think your gonna be champ you have to go threw wayne and then ME and laguhs every one knows you cant beat me!”
.:Raiden-X:.
"Really Joe I Forgot All About You Oh No!! How Can I Forget the Fat Guy Damn I am A Shamed of My Self Joe. But All Honesty You Think You Can Beat Me How Bout Next Monday You Vs. Me For My IC Title and If You Win You Go On to Face Wayne and If I Win You Lose Your Position in the Triple Threat Hows Bout That?"
*Raiden-X Gets in Joes Face.*
*Joe laughs*
.:Samoa Joe:.
fat guy oh thats a good one
*slaps raiden *
your on
Joe walks away
JJ James vs Kevin Mask
Kick to the gut from Mask, who couldn't even execute that properly. Kevin Mask uses a running dropkick into the corner, although it looked more like a badly done leg lariat if you ask me. Hell, maybe that's what it was supposed to be. Cover for a two count. Kevin Mask misses a clothesline.
Mask receives some unexciting punishment. J.J. James strikes Kevin Mask. Cover for a two count. Side suplex from Johnston. Hooks the leg for a close fall. J.J. James hits a right hand on Kevin Mask. Mask reverses a waistlock. Kevin Mask DDTs Johnston, poorly executed. Cover for a two count. Kevin Mask scores with a weakly-hit standing spinebuster. Pin, but James is out just before the three count.
Weak slam from Mask. Kevin Mask uses some stiff looking kicks. Kevin Mask misses a clothesline. Bodyslam on Mask by Johnston. Flapjack from Johnston on Mask.
J.J. James moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Powerbomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. J.J. James climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Intercontinental Championship – Raiden-X (c) vs Samoa Joe :
Raiden-X receives some punishment. Joe hits a stump piledriver on Raiden-X. Hooks the leg for a two count. Raiden-X avoids a Samoa Joe avalanche.
Chop by Raiden-X on Joe. Incredibly weak powerslam on Joe by Raiden-X. Raiden-X hits a crap missile dropkick on Joe. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Badly executed second rope splash by Raiden-X. Samoa Joe ducks a clothesline attempt. Spear by Samoa Joe. Big piledriver on Raiden-X.
Raiden-X drops out the back of a Samoa Joe bodyslam attempt. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! Raiden-X offers a handshake to Joe...and he accepts it
THERE ARE NO WINNERS VIA DOUBLE DQ, THEREFORE STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: RAIDEN-X!
Non-Title Triple Threat Match – CM Punk vs Edge vs Shawn Michaels
Edge hits a right hand. Stiff chop lights up HBK. Edge drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel.
Edge takes a flying neckbreaker from CM Punk. Shawn Michaels hits a delayed suplex on Punk. Pin, but Punk is out just before the three count. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on HBK. Shawn Michaels avoids a Edge avalanche. Punk \ HBK whip Edge into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Diamond Dust from CM Punk, Edge is out. HBK drives a forearm into the chest of Punk.
Punk blocks a punch. Spin kick by CM Punk to the face. CM Punk floors Edge. Edge gets locked in the Anaconda Vice! Submission victory!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: CM PUNK
Punk is celebrating as the camera fades to the DXX logo
Written by: Mr. McMahon