Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 16:57:51 GMT
.:JR:.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen we are here with the new superstar JJ James. Welcome JJ.
.:JJ:.
Thanks for having me here JR. but wrap this up i got the honeys waiting back at the hotel room.
.:JR:.
Well JJ James what do you expect to accomplish here?
.:JJ:.
What kind of retarded question is that? im here to proove my self as the hottest, and the best, person to ever step into a wrestling ring and kick some ass.
.:JR:.
Who do you most likely looking forward to facing?
.:JJ:.
Well i honestly dont care, it doesnt matter anyways, no matter who it is i can, and will beat there ass. whether its ,"The rated R superstar" uh...Ah yes Edge. or whether its the Peoples Suck up, The Rock, Hell even if its the boss, or the Straight Edge Superstar, who isnt very straight in my oppion.. CM Punk.
.:JR:.
Alright.. Now JJ...
*JJ Looks at watch*
.:JJ:.
Woah Woah old man, i got to go, and any of you low life punks that call themselves wrestlers... step into the ring with me. and ill prove to you that you cant wrestle yourselves out of a paper bag.
*The music system starts up and we hear the music of another of tonight’s debutants, Kurt Angle. He walks down the aisle and into the ring looking rather cocky. He stands next to Michael Cole, takes a mic and begins the in-ring interview.*
.:Michael Cole:.
Hey. Kurt what is this about the open ch...
::Kurt Shoves his hand in Coles face and pushes him away::
.:Kurt Angle:.
...Get the hell outa here, and interview someone who has nothing better to do like The Rock. Now if you missed it, I just announced that I will hold an Open Challenge tonight, right here...in America's own crap pit. (Crowd gives huge boos) Shut up, tonight you get to witness the Wrestling Machine in his debut match. Just remember anyone, anytime, anyplace. "
Following a few moments of silence, we hear more music playing. “IF YOU SMELLLLLL…….WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!”
The Rock appears at the top of the ramp to a nice pop from the crowd, and he walks down the aisle and into the ring. It looks as though The Rock has accepted Angle’s open challenge, and rumour has it these two had a fracas backstage earlier. The bell rings and away we go!
Angle’s Invitational – Kurt Angle vs The Rock
They start by locking up, but Angle ducks out of the grapple cleverly and hits a belly to back suplex on The Rock to start things off. The Rock just turns and looks at Angle, whose smile simply says “Bring It On!”
They lock up again, and this time The Rock hits a crossbody arm drag, sending Angle across the ring and to the mat in the corner. Now it’s The Rock’s turn to play up to the crowd! They love this guy! Angle doesn’t look too happy though – and he lunges at the Rock, taking him down and Angle is now landing right hand after left hand after right, sending The Rock into a daze. Angle gets to his feet and lays a few stomps onto The Rock’s chest, and follows it straight up with an elbow drop.
Kurt waits for The Rock to get back up, before hitting a trio of german suplexes – landing each one on the base of Rock’s skull. The Rock MUST be feeling sick now! Kurt hits Rock with a huge clothesline, sending Rock to his back. Kurt gets Rock’s left leg and elbow drops it, holding it in a leglock all the while. The Rock looks in pain, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna tap!
The Rock hits a nice boot to the head of Kurt to release the hold, followed by a Shining Wizard! I didn’t know Rock could do that! The Rock goes for the pin, but Angle kicks out on 2. The Rock picks Angle up, and whips him to the corner before hitting an avalanche – but Kurt avoided it! Rock went flying into the corner and down to the mat! Kurt is still on his feet, but he’s looking dazed.
The Rock gets to his feet and goes for a flying kick on Angle, who ducks it and hits the Angle Slam! The ref goes for the cover….1….2…..3! That’s it, it’s over! That came out of the blue!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: KURT ANGLE
Great debut from Kurt there, looks like this guy may be one to keep your eye on in future!
Assassin entered the X-Factor locker room, and found Wayne G there.
.:Assassin:.
"Hey, Wayne, great match we had on Raw last week. New Number 1 Contenders, and it's nothing short of what we deserve. I wanted to talk to you about that though."
Assassin closed the locker room door in case anybody was listening.
"This is just a rumor, so this isn't concrete information, but I hear that C.M Punk is going to cash in on his Member of The Month guarantee for a title match of his choice. I can't get hold of him on his phone though, but even though he's out injured he could be here tonight."
Assassin stopped for a second and stroked his chin.
"I'll get to the point. I know you and I are number 1 contenders right now, but Punk apparently wants to team with me and take on ICP, the WWE Tag Team Champions. I'm personally cool with whoever I tag with, but I think we need to discuss this with Punk or Mr. McMahon himself to see what the heck is going down."
*McMahon walks over, and goes right into Assassin's face, staring him down*
.:McMahon:.
"Assassin and X-Pac, imagine seeing you here! Not only did you guys make me look like a damned IDIOT out there on RAW, but you also COST ME MY MATCH! LET IT BE KNOWN, I'M NOT VERY HAPPY!
McMahon takes a breath to calm down
"Incidentally, I can see the problem you guys face, and I must say if what Assassin says is true, I must step in and do something. So what I will do, is forget what happened on RAW, just this once.
Wayne, if you're happy with it, I am willing to allow Assassin and CM Punk to team together. And what I will give you, is a title shot of your own. I am willing to offer you the chance of taking the Intercontinental Championship from our new Champion, Raiden-X.
Just imagine it - X-Factor: Tag Team Champions, the WWE Champion, AND the Intercontinental Champion! If you and Assassin go for the tag match, then it can only be X-Factor: Tag Champions, and WWE Champion.
So what I'm basically saying is, you can get a title shot either way - it's just whether you value yourself first or the X-Factor as a whole. Come to my office and let me know either way."
McMahon struts off, leaving X-Factor to talk things over
Assassin watched Mr. McMahon leave the locker room before turning to Wayne Gallagher.
.:Assassin:.
"Ahaha, that was great, costing Mr. McMahon his match. At least the Heartbreak Kid gets himself a WWE Title match. He deserves it, although I'm sure C.M Punk will have no trouble beating him when the time comes."
Assassin walked over to the door and looked to see if Mr. McMahon had gone. He had.
"Wayne (sorry for not calling you that before, I forgot you had a change of name), I can't believe we've got an opportunity like this. I mean, we've just cost the boss a shot at becoming the WWE Champion, and now this? Damn, he can't be happy about having to give you an Intercontinental Title match though, but C.M Punk did win a title shot of his choice becoming the member of The Month and you and I did win a No. 1 Condenders match too. It's only fair that we all get a shot at some gold, no matter what it is."
"So, the balls in your court, partner. Do you want to team with me and take the gold from ICP? Or do you want to defeat the new Intercontinental Champion himself, Raiden-X? Oh... can't forget the 'TM' on that one."
The camera faded with Assassin looking at Wayne, still awaiting an answer
The Boogeyman is the first man out for the next match, and he gets a little pop from the crowd. JJ James is out next, and the crowd are on their feet – they love this guy’s attitude! JJ enters the ring, and the bell rings – here we go!
JJ James vs The Boogeyman
Boogeyman begins with a few slaps to James’ chest, followed by a headbutt. Hang on a minute though – Boogeyman just realised that JJ James just stood and took it! James just gives a cold, hard stare at the Boogeyman, and begins his offense! HERE WE GO EVERYBODY!
James starts with a few kicks to Boogeyman’s gut, before he grabs Boogeyman and throws him over in a Gutwrench Suplex – he made that look easy! JJ James is lining something up – nice seated dropkick right to the horns of Boogeyman! JJ James is in control now – seated neck plant connects perfectly!
James goes for a cover, but only gets a 2 count. It has to be said though – Boogeyman looked as though he struggled to kick out there! James starts shouting at someone in the crowd – what’s he doing?
When the ref goes to investigate what James was shouting at, JJ hits an eye gouge followed by a low blow! That’s cheatin’ – plain and simple (as JR would say). The crowd are loving it though! The ref turns back around, and just sees JJ still in control, so he thinks nothing of it.
James takes Boogeyman and hits his head right into the turnbuckle…..Boogeyman is sent backwards, not knowing where the hell he is! JJ James goes to he top rope, and hits a Flatline! He goes for the cover….1…..2…..Boogeyman got his foot on the bottom rope. James is looking frustrated now – he has total control but seems to be struggling to get the job done here.
JJ James picks up Boogeyman, and he’s giving the signal! The crowd know what’s coming here……Manua-Loa Driver! That took Boogeyman’s head off! James goes for the cover….1…..2…..3 – that does it!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: JJ JAMES
Impressive debut from James there – he really dominated Boogeyman there, and the 3 count didn’t really come as a surprise.
After the thrilling match the camera fades to Jim Ross with a mic in hand
.:Ross:.
Hello folks, this is Jim Ross, and I'm here with...Edge
***The camera zooms out with many people booing as Edge just looks at Jim, with his usual arrogant smile***
.:Ross:.
So Edge, what are your feelings on McMahon not making you the number 1 contender because you're under a new contract?
.:Edge:.
You know I could really care less, it's not like there's any talent besides me here...
.:Ross:.
Really?
.:Edge:.
Oh yes, my simple little friend, nobody's a threat to me, I'll simply, earn my way backup, by beating losers like...Wayne Gallagher, Samoa Joe...anybody else, who Vinnie puts me up against, I'm sure this all flew right past your Oklahoma mind, so let me give you some examples,
Assassin, that British guy, we all know the Brits can't fight...remember World War 1? Exactly...
Lets take Gallagher, a man who goes around hitting people from behind, but when he's staring a man...a real man like me in the face...gets scared and runs away, not to mention, he looks like a common street bum.
And now...CM Punk, pfft, don't make me laugh, he took time off, because he knew i would beat him, and take his WWE Title, so he made up some sob story about his little hangnail, and guess what gets time off, now he may know kung fu, or whatever, but when I spear him, it's gonna be all over
Now get that mic out of my face, you stupid redneck!
***Edge pushes Jim back as Jim looks on in anger, as Edge walks away, the camera follows Edge until he bumps into Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe walks over to Edge and pushes him and gets in his face
.:Samoa Joe:.
So you stupid lil son of a b*tch you think your the only talent here do you forget who i am well let me remind you im the Samoan subbmision machine Samoa Joe and you think your the only talent here well why dont you prove it this week on raw me vs you!
***Edge quickly gets up and charges at Joe spearing him from behind, he quickly falls to his knees, Edge scowers around the area and finds a stack of chairs, he takes one of the chairs folds it up and hits Joe in the back of the head causing him to fall flat on the ground almost instantly, Edge then drops the chair, rolls Joe so that his head is laying on it, takes another chair, folds it and swings it at Samoa's head...he hits the Con-Chair-To! he drops the chair, and drops down to Joe***
.:Edge:.
You know what Joe...I accept!
***Edge gets back up and continues his stroll down the halls like nothing even happened. Joe is out cold as the trainer came to check on him***
.:JR:.
I’m just hearing through the internal announcements that that match will be next!
*Edge’s music hits, and the confident guy walks towards the ring through the cloud of smoke. He gets into the ring to a lot of boos from these fans. Better getting booed out of the arena than not getting any reaction at all if you ask me! Joe’s music hits and he gets an awesome pop from the crowd, as he stumbles down to the ring and rolls in sluggishly, clearly still shaken from the attack by Edge just minutes previous. The bell rings, and away we go!*
Samoa Joe vs Edge
The match starts off with the healthier of the two, Edge, on the offense He lands a few punches and kick, before hitting a twisting neckbreaker, landing Joe right on his head.Edge is smirking as he picks up Samoa Joe and hits a sustained vertical suplex, holding Joe vertical for what felt like at least 30 seconds – great display of strength from Edge. The question still lingers over whether it is he, or HBK, who is the official no 1 contender – hopefully a question that will be answered before too long.
Edge goes to pick Joe up, but Joe hits a martial arts’ kick to Edge’s head (geddit?), sending the Rated “R” Superstar back, stunned. Joe leaps to his feet, and the crowd are really giving it some to get behind him! He whips Edge off the ropes and hits a spear! He speared Edge! Joe goes for the cover….1….2….kick out just in the nick of time! Joe grabs Edge by the hair, and hits a snap suplex, before standing up without releasing! He hits another suplex, and another one before finally letting go! That was kind of a Samoan version of the 3 Amigos!
Samoa Joe picks Edge up and hits a lovely spinebuster, evidently sending Edge’s back into spasm! Joe is giving the thumbs up to the crowd! He picks Edge up, and goes for the finish! Edge prevents it though, hooking his arm around the top rope, leaving Joe with very little he was able to do. Joe loosens his grip, and Edge hit a field goal low blow! The ref didn’t notice it somehow! Joe falls face first in agony, and Edge has control!
He waits for Joe to stand up, and he hits the Spear! Edge gave the spear to the Samoan! He goes for the cover…1….2…..3! NO! Joe got his foot on the bottom rope! The ref signifies a 2 count only, and Edge can’t believe it!
He stands up, and hits another Spear on Samoa Joe! This time, surely! He is going to the top! What the hell is he doing here! He goes up, and is going for a Frog Splash! JOE GOT HIS KNEES UP! Edge lands straight onto Joe’s kneecaps, sending him over in agony! Joe uses the ropes to get back to his feet, as does Edge on the opposite side of the ring. Joe turns around and runs towards Edge, but Edge had the same idea and hit a THIRD SPEAR! Edge goes for the cover! 1….2…….3! That was definitely a 3 count this time!
HERE IS YOUR WINNR: EDGE
What a match, and one could argue that Edge was a little lucky picking up the win there! Whatever you felt about this match, one thing is for sure – this ain’t over, no-one could imagine Samoa Joe just letting that rest after he put up such a fight!
Tag team Championship - ICP (c) vs X-Factor (Assassin & CM Punk)
The champions, and New Corporation Members, ICP, are out first to a huge amount of heat from the crowd. They come down the aisle and into the ring, holding their belts high to show the world that they are the champs – and no-one is gonna displace them from their crown! Next up we hear Assassin’s music, and the hooded one walks down the aisle with the fans clamouring to get a touch of his robe! Now all we are left to see is which of Assassin’s partners will be behind him tonight…..
Punk’s music hit! CM Punk has returned from injury! The crowd go wild, and presumably this means that Wayne Gallagher has an IC title match sometime soon! Punk gets into the ring, holding his belt to the sky – the fans love their champ! The bell rings, and away we go……
The match starts off with Assassin & Shaggy facing off. Assassin gains an early upper hand, simply running at Shaggy and hitting a winding Neckbreaker. Assassin leaps back to his feet and dropkicks J from the apron, and now both of ICP are down and Assassin has got the match off to a quick start here.
Assassin plays to the crowd, and they show their appreciation! Shaggy gets back to his feet, but is met with a pair of hard punches, and he is whipped off the ropes and Assassin goes for the dropkick, but Shaggy holds onto the ropes. Shaggy goes for a cheeky cover, but Assassin kicks out on 1. Shaggy locks in a headlock, and it looks as though he may have a handful of hair there too. Assassin pushes Shaggy into the ropes, but again he hangs on, and Assassin’s dropkick attempt misses.
Shaggy tags in Violent J, who runs straight over and knocks Punk down from the apron. He gets Assassin into a chickenwing, but Assassin rolls onto his head and over, reversing it into a top wrist lock – nice technical awareness from Assassin. J hits a legsweep, but Assassin holds on to J’s arm and now has it in a triangle stretch hold – looks painful!
J is trying to pull the pair of them over to his own corner, but Assassin has the leverage and pulls them back into HIS corner, and reaches out his hand – the crowd are going wild, they are waiting to see their champion! Punk tags in!
He’s back after a 3 week absence! Punk goes to the top and hits a beautiful moonsault on J, and Assassin releases the hold. The challengers are really in control here – ICP can’t do anything right! Shaggy decides to get in on the action, but Punk hits a Japanese Arm Drag, sending Shaggy flying into Violent J! Punk is pumped up here! Double dropkick! Punk celebrates as the champs roll to the outside – more correctly, it could soon be the ex-champs the way this match has gone!
Punk is taunting ICP, but Shaggy has rolled under the ring! Where the hell did he go?! Meanwhile, J (the legal man) has crawled back into the ring, and finds himself with Punk to his left, and Assassin to his right. Punk is just taunting him, but Shaggy appeared at the other end of the ring and pulled Punk’s ankle – distracting the WWE Champ. J takes advantage, and rolls the champ up for a 2 count. Violent J and Shaggy now begin double teaming the champ, and a double Irish Whip is followed immediately by a double dropkick, and they do the same on Assassin who has entered the ring, and suddenly the Tag Team Champs have regained control here. All 4 men are in the ring, with Shaggy attacking CM Punk and Violent J getting the upper hand of Assassin.
T-Mac appears at the top of the ramp and begins his descent down to the squared circle, steel chair in hand! The challengers are too pre-occupied with being attacked to notice, but ICP give him the thumbs-up. T-Mac is arguing with the ref, and MR MCMAHON APPEARS! McMahon just came out of nowhere!
He lays CM Punk out with the steel chair – and the ref didn’t see it! Shaggy goes for the cover…..but the ref is still distracted with T-Mac, who is too taken with arguing to realise his own team-mate has got the cover on!
Meanwhile, Violent J goes for a Powerbomb on Assassin – but Assassin reversed it! Assassin his the Assassinator! Assassin goes for the cover! The ref gets down to count…..1……2…….3! THAT’S IT! NEW CHAMPIONS!!
BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Shaggy had Punk covered too! The ref counted 3, and the legal men in the match, Violent J and CM Punk, were both pinned! BOTH PINNED! What the hell is going on here?!
A second ref runs down to the ring, and it looks as though he is trying to tell the ref that Shaggy covered Punk first, but that doesn’t matter! Both men pinned their opponents from the 1 to the 3 count! What on earth can be done about this?! The ref has declared the match is over! It won’t be restarted, as the 3 count was valid and proper!
The confusion continues as the camera fades to the DXX logo, and this week’s show has come to an end.
Written by: Mr. McMahon