Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 16:36:59 GMT
The pyros are exploding, the crowd are waiting, and here we are at this week¡¦s edition of RAW is WAR! Let¡¦s see the fallout from Unforgiven last night ¡V and what a show it was!
We see a video recap of last night¡¦s highlights, including all the title matches.
Tonight, we will see the new no1 contender to the WWE title ¡V Edge, taking on the Boogeyman, and a re-match from last night¡¦s PPV ¡V Samoa Joe will try to emulate last night¡¦s success as he takes on the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga!
Assassin will take on Kevin Mask ¡V I¡¦ll bet Assassin will be looking on his shoulder, making sure GAWD doesn¡¦t make an appearance here! And in the Main Event, we will see a huge 8 man tag match, as last night¡¦s show ended with Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, X-Pac and Shawn Michaels celebrating Punk¡¦s win, after beating away ICP, T-Mac and Mr. McMahon (comically referred to as V-Mac). These 8 men will square off in tonight¡¦s Main Event!
Samoa Joe¡¦s music hits first, and he comes out to a great pop ¡V the fans were impressed with his showing last night. He gets into the ring, and Umaga comes down the aisle, and into the ring. The bell rings, and our opening match gets underway!
Unforgiven Rematch ¡V Samoa Joe vs Umaga
The match gets underway with Umaga on the offense ¡V he wasn¡¦t happy about losing last night, and he is hitting some huge splashes onto Samoa Joe, who stumbled back into the corner from the initial attack. Joe falls out of the corner and flat on his face, as Umaga continues to attack the Samoan Submission Machine.
A few elbows to Joe¡¦s back and neck, and he is back on the mat! Umaga is climbing to the top rope! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO HERE! He jumps from the top, going for a Highcross Body Splash! But Joe managed to move out of the way, and Umaga looks hurt.
Joe slides to the outside, and picks up a steel chair! He gets back into the ring, and sets up the chair in the corner of the ring¡K..should be interesting to see what he¡¦s gonna do now!
He picks up Umaga, and whips him straight into the corner where the chair is! The ref can¡¦t DQ him as Joe didn¡¦t actually hit Umaga with the chair ¡V Umaga ran into it! Joe has Umaga on his shoulders, and hits a fallaway powerbomb! How on earth did Joe manage to get Umaga onto his shoulders?
The crowd is loving this now, as Joe gets Umaga into the Chicken Wing, followed by knee shots to Umaga¡¦s ribs! Joe locks in the Coquina Clutch! Umaga is forced to tap out already! Joe has completely destroyed the Samoan Bulldozer two nights in a row!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: SAMOA JOE
Nice opener for tonight¡¦s show! We now see a video recap of last night¡¦s BRUTAL encounter for the Intercontinental Championship!
Assassin¡¦s music hits, and the crowd are on their feet! They really loved the performance Assassin put on for them last night, and he truly appreciated their support. He gets into the ring and is given a hero¡¦s welcome, and he is playing to the crowd by way of thanking them! Next out is Kevin Mask, who obliterated The Rock in their match last night. He enters the ring, the bell rings and away we go!
Assassin vs Kevin Mask
Assassin is heavily bandaged from last night¡¦s show ¡V he suffered some harsh bumps, bruises and burns, as no doubt did GAWD, the current Intercontinental Champion. Kevin Mask is in great condition ¡V he didn¡¦t find too many problems with his match last night.
The pair lock up, and the battle of strength is pretty even, and eventually the ref forces a break-up. Mask acknowledges the ref¡¦s request, but reacts quickly with a sly kick to the gut on Assassin. A couple of punches later, and Kevin Mask gets Assassin¡¦s head in a headlock before dragging him across and over, in a style of bodydrag.
Assassin uses his flexibility to get Mask¡¦s head into a scissor leglock, but Mask uses his sheer strength to stand up, and hits a Last Ride on Assassin! Mask is dominating here! Mask whips Assassin into the corner, but the ref was in the way, and as such the ref has taken a bump and is lying down and out on the mat! Mask hits an avalanche on Assassin, when the crowd begin booing loudly. The camera turns, and we see GAWD, the Intercontinental Champion, getting into the ring. He laughs, and shakes hands with Kevin Mask, before proceeding to attack Assassin. Mask goes to the outside, and picks up a steel chair!
Mask gets back into the ring, standing behind Assassin, who is staring down GAWD and is muttering something. Assassin turns around, and BANG! The chair shot connects! But wait a minute, Assassin wasn¡¦t the one who got hit! He moved, and GAWD is lying on the mat, bleeding from the head! Mask looks shocked!
Assassin utilizes the opportunity, and rolls Mask up from behind! The ref, recently recovered, moves over the gives the 3 count!! Assassin did it! He outsmarted GAWD and Mask!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: ASSASSIN
What a match ¡V and GAWD, who really didn¡¦t have any right to be there, is the one lying down and out, bleeding profusely, on the mat! Justice has been served, finally! Assassin walks back up the aisle, still favoring his injuries from last night, but he¡¦s smiling because he was victorious!
We come back from our commercial break, and Boogeyman is already in the ring, waiting for his match with our new no 1 contender ¡V Edge!
Edge¡¦s music hits and he waltzes down to the ring, looking really pleased with himself after last night¡¦s performance. He gets into the ring, and takes one look at the Boogeyman and looks disgusted, whereas B-Man is just smiling that toothless smile back at him! The bell rings, and away we go!
Edge starts off running around the ring, away from the Boogeyman who is chasing him! Edge slides under the ropes and out, not too sure what to do with tonight¡¦s opponent!
Edge gets back into the ring and lunges himself at The Boogeyman ¡V I think he just wants to get this one out of the way as soon as possible so he can properly focus on his title opportunity! Edge lands a series of punches on Boogeyman, before laying him down with a few kicks. He stands back as the Boogeyman just gets right back to his feet. Edge goes to hit a dropkick, but Boogeyman just catches his foot! Edge lands head first into the mat, while Boogeyman is twisting his foot in all directions known to man!
Edge turns around and kicks Boogeyman away, who then stumbles, before attempting to hit a running elbow on the ducking Edge. Edge turns around and manages to connect the dropkick this time. This match has been pretty even so far, neither man has got the upper hand.
Edge waits for Boogeyman to get back up, and hits the Spear!! The ref goes for the cover, 1¡K.2¡K..Boogeyman kicked out! He kicked out of the Spear! Edge can¡¦t believe it!
Edge walks to the far corner, and hits another Spear! This time he hooks the legs, and there may be a handful of tights too! The ref gets down to count¡K.1¡K¡K2¡K¡K.3! That is it ¡V it¡¦s over!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: EDGE
We return from he commercials, and Vince is on the way down to the ring with his new buddies ¡V Insane Clown Posse and T-Mac. They all enter the ring, and Vince takes the mic.
.:McMahon:.
¡§Tonight, as I¡¦m sure you¡¦re all aware, we will see an 8-man tag match as the Main Event. Vince McMahon doesn¡¦t make promises lightly, but let me promise you this ¡V we will get revenge on this little SOB¡¦s who chased me and my buddies out of MY ring at the end of last night¡¦s show!
X-Pac, Rey, Shawn and Punk ¡V you guys are gonna regret the day you EVER crossed the boss! We will ANNIAHLATE you tonight!¡¨
Vince walks back up the aisle with his pals, and The Rock¡¦s music hits and our next match is underway!
GAWD¡¦s music follows, and he walks down to the ring again with the IC belt around his waist. He now has a bandage across his head too, after the beating Assassin laid down on him last night!
The bell rings and the match begins.
The Rock starts the match with a little playing to the crowd ¡V and is getting some reaction from them, but then GAWD gets on the turnbuckle and is looking cocky, arrogant ¡V the whole works. The crowd are booing A LOT louder than they were cheering for Rock.
The Rock tries again to play to the crowd, but as soon as his back is turned GAWD pounces ¡V a few forearms to the back of the next see The Rock falling to the mat. GAWD is looking confident tonight ¡V but then again, wouldn¡¦t you if you just beat Assassin in the first ever Inferno in a Cell match?
GAWD picks up Rock and hits a piledriver, sending his opponent head-first into the canvas, and without even releasing him he gets him into a toe-to-toe ankle lock. The Rock is writhing, but determined not to quit! The ref is asking him if he wants to tap out, and the Rock is sayin ¡§NO! F¡K. NO!¡¨
GAWD releases the hold and shouts at the ref for not ending the match then and there. The ref shouts back, and goes to tend to the Rock. While his back is turned, GAWD wanders casually over to the corner, grinning from ear to ear, and removes the top turnbuckle! GAWD just exposed the steel! He walks back and throws the ref out of the way, before picking up The Rock and ramming his head straight into the turnbuckle! That was uncalled for!
The Rock is down again, and GAWD is just standing over him, laughing his heart out. The crowd really don¡¦t like this guy ¡V the boos are enormous! Ref has spotted the steel! He goes over to investigate, while GAWD picks up The Rock again.
Low blow from The Rock! GAWD¡¦s face is a picture of disbelief and pain! The Rock gets back to his feet, and lays some of that Smackdown on GAWD¡¦s candy ass (lol).
GAWD has fallen over onto his back after a series of trademark Rock punches, and The Rock is giving the sign! He removes the elbow pad, and bounces off the ropes ¡V we¡¦re looking at the People¡¦s Elbow!
Just as he has bounced off the second rope though, GAWD managed to wrap The Rock into a small package! 1¡K.2¡K..near fall from GAWD! Not quite a 3 count!
The crowd are going wild!! It¡¦s Assassin! He¡¦s walking down the aisle and towards the ring!
GAWD is pointing at him over the top ropes and shouting his opinions of his former challenger to the IC belt! The pair are exchanging profanities and insults, when The Rock got GAWD into a rollup! 1¡K..2¡K¡K.3!!! OH MY GOD! THE ROCK JUST BEAT GAWD!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: THE ROCK
Shame that was a non-title match! Assassin¡¦s mere presence caused GAWD to lose to a new guy who¡¦s previous record was 0-1! GAWD is FURIOUS! He grabs his IC belt and goes for Assassin!
Assassin, now out of ring gear, isn¡¦t one to back away from a fight! The pair brawl all the way back up the aisle to the backstage area, the crowd giving HUGE ¡§Assassin¡¨ chants! The Rock is still celebrating in the ring, and now the other 2 guys have vanished he is getting a great reception!
When we return from our commercials, the crowd are still hot after seeing GAWD suffer that loss to The Rock, thanks to Assassin! The crowd are showing no signs of dying down when Shawn Michaels¡¦ music hits, and HBK makes his way to the ring to launch our Main Event! Once he is in the ring, the FORMER commissioner Rey Mysterio follows him to a great pop, and then we hear CM Punk¡¦s music, and the WWE champ walks towards the ring with his buddy X-Pac. Ladies and Gentlemen ¡V you¡¦re looking at the X-Factor!
All 4 faces are now in the ring, the crowd giving mixed chants for each member of the team. But then¡K..we hear¡K¡K¡¨No Chance! No Chance In Hell!¡¨
Vinnie Mac walks down towards the ring, with his trademark walk which makes him look as though he is suffering from piles! He gets to the ring apron, and takes a mic.
¡§Ladies and Gentlemen¡K..from time to time in history, a relationship is born which changes the face of things as we know them.
First, we saw a relationship between heat and sticks, and this made fire. Then, we saw a relationship between a chisel and stone ¡V this lead to the invention of the wheel. Well tonight, before your very eyes, let me introduce to you¡K..the newest relationship in the world, and it is one that will change the whole business as we know it! Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce to you¡K¡KInsane Clown Posse ¡V Violent J, Shaggy and T-Mac, and this relationship is¡K..The New Corporation!¡¨
The 3 heels enter the arena to a shower of boos, all the while the proud boss looks on with a grin on his face that just makes you want to punch him. The 4 heels enter the ring, and tonight¡¦s Main Event gets underway¡K¡K
Main Event ¡V 8 Man Tag Match ¡V Rey, HBK, Punk, X-Pac vs ICP, T-Mac, Mr. McMahon
Rey and T-Mac begin the match. They lock up, and T-Mac gets the better of it, holding Rey Rey in a headlock. Rey attempts a back bodydrop, but T-Mac simply flips back over Rey¡¦s head, and gets the headlock on again. He takes Rey off his feet, and it looks like that headlock has been applied hard!
Rey¡¦s partners are on the apron, getting the crowd behind the former Commissioner. Rey manages to get some strength, and gets back to his feet, before elbowing his way out of the hold. He bounces off the ropes, and manages to jump onto T-Mac! He hits a hurricanrana and it was perfectly executed! T-Mac looks a little surprised, but the crowd aren¡¦t ¡V they love Rey!
Rey points at McMahon ¡V he wants the boss in there! T-Mac goes to tag in the chairman, but Vince gets a hold of J¡¦s arm first and pulled it in front of him! T-Mac inadvertently tagged in J! J doesn¡¦t seem to mind though, as he gets into the ring and goes straight for Rey Mysterio. A couple of right hands are followed by a whip off the ropes, and J hits a high backdrop. Rey just rolled back onto his feet after landing though! Shawn wants in! Shawn wants some of Violent J!
Rey happily tags in HBK, who gets into the ring looking pumped up! An attempted right hook from J lands on a block by HBK, who then turns this into a body armdrag, taking J over and down onto the floor! He slid under the ropes! J doesn¡¦t look happy, but Shawn looks like he is enjoying himself ¡V and the crowd certainly are!
J gets back into the ring ready for a battle with HBK, who then goes for a clothesline. J ducks it, and Shawn runs straight into a right hand from Shaggy. Shawn stumbles a little, before J hits an FU and goes for the cover¡K1¡K..X-Pac got into the ring to break up the count. Shaggy gets in to go for X-Pac, and suddenly we have 2 fights going on here! Shaggy is battling with X-Pac, and all the while Violent J is fighting Shawn! So far, Vince is the only man not really showing an interest in getting into the match!
Whilst ICP go for it with HBK and Pac, Punk gets into the ring to try and help his partners¡K¡Kbefore being halted by T-Mac! Rey slowly gets through the ropes, and points again at McMahon! The crowd want to see Rey get some degree of revenge for last night¡¦s upset!
McMahon goes to go between the ropes, but stops himself, and climbs down to the floor¡K.he¡¦s walking away! That coward, Vince McMahon, is walking away from the match! He walks around the ring and gets to the bottom of the aisle, before meeting Rey Mysterio flying through the air! Rey landed right on Vince, and now all 8 men are involved in a brawl with someone else!
Rey lands some rabid punches on Vince, Shaggy seems to be getting the better of X-Pac, while T-Mac is being beaten down by Punk, and all the while, Violent J is just trading shots with HBK!
I forget who the legal men are ¡V there are bodies beating up other bodies all over the place ¡V the arena is carnage! Punk and X-Pac are teaming up now, and together they manage to double-clothesline Shaggy and T-Mac over the top rope and out to the floor!
Meanwhile, McMahon has just escaped from Rey, but unwisely crawls into the ring! HBK hits a few stomps to McMahon¡¦s head, having dealt with Violent J somewhere in that confusion! The ref has to restore some order here!
Eventually, the men all go brawling to the outside, apart from McMahon, Violent J and HBK! Rey is caught up tangling alongside CM Punk, battling with T-Mac and Shaggy. McMahon goes to crawl under the ring, and uses the string to pull himself back to his feet.
HBK whips Violent J into the ropes, and he hit McMahon! McMahon is now the legal man! HBK walks toward Rey, who gratefully tags in! Rey and McMahon are now the two official competitors in this match! On the outside, X-Factor are brawling with ICP, and HBK has taken over the assault on T-Mac!
Rey dropkicks McMahon, and he¡¦s set up for the 619! He hits the 619, and goes for the springboard leap but T-Mac managed to pull the ropes, causing Rey to fall with the ropes right between his legs ¡V that had to hurt! Rey falls back into the ring, and McMahon gets that smile back onto his face!
McMahon picked up Rey, and he hit the Stunner! McMahon stunned Rey! He goes for the cover, but CM Punk breaks it up, reaching Rey in time! Punk gets back into position, but McMahon keeps beating down on Rey¡K.
McMahon is going to the top! What is he doing! Firstly he didn¡¦t wanna get into the match, and now that Rey is unconscious, all of a sudden he is loving it! McMahon goes for a flying splash, but Rey got his knees up! McMahon¡¦s ribs must have been crushed! Rey edges towards Punk, and he gets the tag!
Punk comes in, and instantly hits the Anaconda Vice! McMahon can¡¦t get to the ropes, and his partners are still battling on the outside! McMahon has nowhere to go, and Punk ain¡¦t gonna let up! McMahon taps! Vince taps out! Punk won the match!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS: CM PUNK, X-PAC, SHAWN MICHAELS, AND REY MYSTERIO!
After the match, ICP re-enter the ring, and go straight for CM Punk ¡V Gathering Of The Juggalos! ICP have laid Punk out cold with the GOJ! They throw the WWE champ to the outside, before hitting ANOTHER Gathering Of The Juggalos through the table, with Punk¡¦s head also colliding with a steel chair, causing it to collapse on his face!
Punk is out cold, Rey still hasn¡¦t recovered much, X-Pac and Shawn Michaels are still conscious but can¡¦t do much ¡V The New Corporation have sent out a clear message! Cross the boss, and you will have to cross ICP and T-Mac too!
The show ends with ICP and T-Mac looking over their opponents tonight ¡V The New Corporation may have lost the match, but it looks as though they may have won the war tonight!
Thanks for tuning in ¡V check out next week¡¦s show to see how Rey, HBK, and X-Factor will respond to the Corporation¡¦s actions tonight! Also, surely we will hear more from GAWD, as he addresses Assassin¡¦s interference tonight! And also, can anyone actually stop Samoa Joe? The guy is 2-0, 100% record!
*Camera fades to DXX logo*
Written by: Mr. McMahon