Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 16:15:16 GMT
The pyros are hot, the crowd are hotter, and now we get underway with this week’s edition of RAW is WAR!
Just for a quick recap, tonight we will see <match card>! Should be a great show!
Rey's music hits and he walks down the ramp, not doing his normal entrence. He does climb a ring post for the fans, though. He grabs a mic and lifts it up to speak, but was cut off at the sound of his fans cheering.
.:Rey Mysterio:.
"Last week, I was screwed over by my boss for my Commissioner's position on RAW is WAR. And for that." Rey pauses. "McMahon is..Unforgiven!"
The fans are going crazy because they know whats coming.
"I want my position back! And at Unforgiven, I want a rematch for my position back!" Rey throws the mic down and waits for a response.
**McMahon's music hits, and he struts down to the ring, not looking too happy**
.:Mr. McMahon:.
"Rey, who in the hell do you think you are, talking to Mr McMahon like that! You think you can just come out here, demanding a match with the most charismatic son of a bitch in town??
Let me tell you something Rey, the moment you got that lucky pin over me, I had an epiphany. I saw what I needed to do - to fire your a$$, and get someone new into the office. I'm not going to have someone working for me who has the pure cheek to humiliate me like that!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fire your a$$ now and be done with it?!
But I'm a reasonable man, And let me tell you something else Rey, at Unforgiven, you will regret the day you were born, not to mention the day you called McMahon out of his office. I do not negotiate!
I am, however, a gambling man, and so Rey - YOU'RE ON! At Unforgiven, it will be Rey Mysterio vs Mr McMahon, and if you win..... you get your position back!
But WHEN you lose, you will be a simple wrestler, and you can kiss any title opportunities goodbye for a long, long time too!
NO-ONE CROSSES THE BOSS AND COMES OUT ON TOP!"
What is a Juggalo hits the speakers as ICP Walk down the ramp with a mic in hand, they get into the ring.
.:Shaggy:.
"How about we make this a match that Rey Rey will surely not forget, lets make it an extreme rules match!!!" The crowd cheers after he Shaggy says that.
"And also bossman sir, we have an idea for our match at unforgiven, ICP and T-mac vs X-pac in triple cage match, the Loser(s) are FIRED!!! What do you say to that bossman sir?"
.:Vince McMahon:.
“ICP......what the hell are you doing out here?
As for the stipulation between me and Rey, I MAKE THEM DAMMIT - NOT YOU!
At Unforgiven, ICP, it will be ICP vs DX for the titles, and it will be an elimination rules match. HOWEVER, as punishment for interfering in my affairs here, all DX will have to do is pin ONE of ICP to win the gold, whereas ICP need to eliminate both of their opponents. Obviously, should HBK win his match this week, then Triple H can pick a partner of his choosing!
That should teach you not to stick your nose where it isn't needed! Now get the hell out of here!”
Rey slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Rey climbs back in and hits McMahon over the head with the chair, then drops it. He lifts up a mic and bends down to McMhons leveled body.
.:Rey Mysterio:.
"See you at Unforgiven." Rey drops the mic on McMahons face and walks out past the other wrestlers.
Wow, what a way to start the show! Meanwhile, the ring has been cleared, and Shawn Michaels’ music hits, and we will start the show with the first round Championship match qualifier!
Kennedy’s music hits, and this will be the first of two heel vs heel matches tonight.
Kennedy Little Disapointed about last weeks match came down to the ring lookin a little bit mad.......Entered the Ring.
.:Lillian Garcia:.
making his way to th......
Kennedy then interupted her from Announcing Kennedy, by taking the Mic. Kennedy then throwing the Mic to the outside floor
Then he taunted for his Old Fashen Mic.....The Mic falls with him catching it.
.:Kennedy:.
Ladies and Gentlemen.........Boys and Girls.........Sit Down and Shut Up............I am Currently weigh in at an Out Standing 247 Pounds...........And Hail From Grrrreennn Bayyyyyy!!!, Wisconsin............ My Name Is MRRRRRRR. KENNNNNEDDDDYYYY!!!
Kennedy Walks over to the Corner and get up to the Second Ropes.
.:Kennedy:.
...........................................................................KENNEDDYY!!!
Mr. Kennedy's music hits on for a Couple of Seconds then.... DX Musics hit "Are You Ready" Music Hits. Shawn Michaels comes out and does his DX Taunt then came down to the ring and then Walked over to the steps. Kennedy went out the ring so he can Think.
Referee told Shawn Michaels to step back so Kennedy can get in the ring. Kennedy Slides in the ring.
Referee Threw his Hands up and the Bell Rang. Ding Ding Ding.
Shawn Michaels and Kennedy go Around the ring then came at Each Other Locking up to see who is Stronger. Kennedy Forces Shawn back into the Corner. Shawn Turned it Around and Started punching Kennedy. After Five he got Blocked and then Kennedy Turned it Around.
Kennedy Started Punching but got Blocked after the Third hit and Shawn Started to Counter with Punches. Which Brought Kennedy to the Middle of the ring. Shawn Tossed him to the ropes and Kennedy tried to Clothesline Shawn but Shawn Ducked. then Shawn Jumped with Kennedy going Underneath him and Kennedy Rebouded and Hit Shawn with a Shoulder Block.
Kennedy ran to the Ropes and came back to find Shawn up and Shawn Retaliated with a Clothesline. Kennedy Knocked down Shawn picked him up and did a Suplex. After that Shawn Grabbed him to find Himself in a roll up pin.
Referee counted 1.........2...........Shawn Michaels kicked out.
Kennedy threw a Punch at Shawn but was Blocked by Shawn and was Comming back with rights and lefts. Kennedy tried to Swing at Shawn but Shawn Ducked and Grabbed Kennedy and Landed a Atomic Drop. Then Followed up with a Clothesline Knocking Kennedy down. Shawn Climbed the Turnbuckle. Diving Elbowdrop on Kennedy.
Shawn Calling for the band...........boom...........boom...boom.boom
Kennedy gets to his feet. Shawn goes for the Sweet Chin Music and Kennedy Duck's Under it and gets a School Boy in while Grabbing the Tights....
Referee counts 1..................2...................3.........Referee calls for the Bell
.:Lillian Garcia:.
Here is your winner..........Kennedy!!!
Kennedy Music hits......Shawn knowing about the tights argueing with the Referee. Kennedy already half way down the ramp. Points to his Head.
.:Kennedy:.
You Got to use your Head.
Kennedy walks out the Arena while the Crowd was Booing.
The camera goes backstage, and we see Edge talking into the camera.
.:Edge:.
Well...well...well...looky where we are...Kent...ENGLAND!
***Edge smirks as the crowd starts to boo***
Jeez, i thought Assassin's home town would be alot...cleaner...oh yes because this rat hole town is infested with you tea sippin Brits!
***The crowd boos even louder***
Pip pip cheerio spot...or whatever you people say, it's funny the only person worth a crap from this town lost to me, The Rated R Superstar.
***Crowd now starts to chant "You Suck" at Edge but he seems to not care***
well isn't this cute, I don't seem to have a match for Unforgiven and why would I have not have a match in the greatest metropolis on Earth...Toronto, Ontario, Canada! And i bet you idiots wouldn't understand but that's my home town and believe me it's ten times better than this piece of crap!
***Crowd starts to chant profanities***
Go ahead chant all you want it's not going to help you, so this is what I have in mind, Me vs. Assassin, & GAWD in a...oh...I don't know...a STEEL CAGE MATCH! So what do you say? Bring the home town hero out here NOW!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts for their hometown wrestler as Assassin enters the scene.
Assassin puts on a Canadian accent
.:Assassin
"What the hell is this aboot? You wanna come out here and insult my hometown?"
Assassin stopped for a few seconds while the crowd chanted "Canada sucks!"
"Now hold on people," Assassin said to the live audience. "Toronto, Ontario could indeed be the greatest city in the world." The crowd start booing. "Yeah, in fact I think it is. I think it's the best city in the world because this piece of dirt Edge is thousands of miles away from it! It'll still be the best city in the world if he doesn't have a match there, but chances are he'll stink up Unforgiven next Sunday, and indeed the wqhole of Canada!"
The crowd start cheering again after that moment of confusion.
"Unforgiven...Unforgiven. Where the hell have you been Edge? A match has already been arranged between myself and GAWD, and you know what? You're not invited because you're simply not good enough to be a part of the match that's been arranged. You may well have cost me my first defeat on Raw, but it took two guys, a low blow and a chair shot to put me down. What makes you think that you have earned an Intercontinental Title match?" This is the first time you've been seen since Raw last Monday, where have you been Edge?"
Edge just doesn’t respond – he simply walks away.
The camera goes to McMahon’s Office, and he is receiving medical attention for that chair shot from Rey earlier.
.:McMahon:.
“Why the hell did Rey think he could get away with that?? I’m the Chairman of the Board dammit, and I run the show – I always have, Rey was just a pawn. Let me tell you something…..Rey is going to RUE the day he crossed the boss!
I’m changing tonight’s Assassin / Edge match. Seeing Edge and Assassin a moment ago gave me an idea – tonight’s meeting will now be Assassin & the former Commissioner, Rey Mysterio, taking on the team of Edge and the greatest man who ever lived, Vincent Kennedy McMahon in a tag team match!”
The crowd sound happy that they will see Rey get his hands on McMahon tonight, without having to wait for Sunday’s Unforgiven.
The camera fades, and flashes back into action in the arena, as we prepare for our next match.
Next up, Umaga’s music hits and he comes down to the ring, closely followed by T-Mac. This is the second heel / heel match, but the crowd seem more behind T-Mac.
They begin with a lockup, and Umaga shows his superior strength, just pushing T-Mac over and across the ring. Umaga taunts while T-Mac gets back on his feet, looking a little stunned. They lock up again, but this time T-Mac stops Umaga throwing him across the ring, and the lockup simply breaks up.
T-Mac ducks under Umaga’s attempted punch, and launches a series of right and left handers to Umaga, sending the Samoan Bulldozer into a daze……T-Mac runs off the ropes and hits a flying elbow to Umaga, sending him through the ropes and to the outside!
T-Mac is going to the top rope, and throws himself at Umaga, who has only just got back to his feet! But Umaga catches him, and hits a Samoan Splash to the concrete floor outside! That had to hurt! Umaga throws T-Mac’s limp body back into the ring, and is simply taunting the crowd…..his taunts are met with a series of boos.
He picks T-Mac up by the hair, but T-Mac hit a low blow!! HOW DID THE REF MISS THAT ONE?! T-Mac sets up the Spinebuster Slam, and he hit it! He hit Umaga with the Spinebuster Slam! WOW! He goes for the cover, and here comes the ref….1…..2…..3! The ref didn’t see the lowblow, and T-Mac deserves it after giving a spinebuster to this Samoan Monster!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: T-MAC
What is a Juggalo? Blares through the speakers while ICP come down to the ring.
what is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phony, he'll walk up and bust a nut in your macarroni and sit there and watch you finish up the last bit cause your a stupid ass dumb f**king idiot.
Then DX comes out to huge boos from the crowd. The bell rings, and the match gets underway….
Shaggy locks up with Triple H, and Triple H takes early control of the match. He has Shaggy in a wristlock, and Irish whips him into a short kneelift, and then an Inverted Atomic Drop. Shaggy looks uncomfortable, and Triple H takes a hold of him and pulls him into his own corner, where he tags in Batista.
Batista enters the match, and goes on the offence straight away with a series of kicks to Shaggy’s gut. He hits Shaggy’s head into the turnbuckle, before throwing him against the ropes and hitting a spinebuster! Evolution are in control here! But it’s still an uneasy reunion…..neither man looks happy about being in this tag match.
Nevertheless, Batista tags Triple H back in, and they are now double-teaming Shaggy. Violent J tries running into the ring! But the ref stopped him, and while the ref is distracted, Evolution are hitting Shaggy into an exposed turnbuckle, and a hard Irish Whip into that turnbuckle looks like it may have hurt Shaggy’s left arm…….
They now whip him off the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Shaggy ducks it! He runs off the opposite rope and hits a clothesline onto both Triple H & Batista! The crowd are getting right behind ICP……Shaggy gets closer to Violent J, but Triple H catches his foot. But Shaggy kicked him away, and he gets the tag!
Violent J comes STORMING into the ring, hitting roundhouse punches on both opponents and clearing the ring! The crowd are going wild! He waits in the ring for the legal man, Triple H, to get back in, which he does so once the ref has got to an 8 count…..
Violent J is hitting Triple H with a series of punches, and he gets him in the headlock. Triple H reverses it however, pushing J into the ropes, thus knocking out the ref in the process!
At that moment, the crowd are booing as Shawn Michaels runs down to the ring with a chair! Violent J turns round and is clocked with a stiff chairshot, and then so is Shaggy!
Triple H is smiling, as are Batista and HBK…..Triple H hits Violent J with the Pedigree while HBK brings the ref round, and he counts a slow 3 count!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS: TRIPLE H & BATISTA
At least that was a non-title match, but Triple H ensures he is going into Unforgiven with a victory over ICP, and that was thanks to his PARTNER at Unforgiven – Shawn Michaels!
The crowd are going wild, as the former (and possibly future) Commissioner, Rey Mysterio, appears at the top of the ramp, and his music hits. Assassin comes out too! They are walking to the ring together…..good sign of unity from these guys there.
“You Think You Know Me” hits, and Edge appears through the cloud of smoke to a torrent of abuse from the crowd. Edge seems to love it though! Before he gets into the ring with Assassin and Rey, he waits outside as “No Chance In Hell” plays, and the CEO of the company, Mr McMahon, appears, and struts down to the ring, looking in a foul mood. The heels enter the ring, and the match is underway!
Edge and Rey start off, with Rey ducking and diving around Edge’s attempts to get him into a grapple. Rey is just having fun, using his speed to his advantage, and Edge is looking p***ed! Rey ducks another grapple attempt, before hitting a dropkick on Edge. Edge is straight back up, and runs into an armdrag from Rey, before he avoids an attempted dropkick….quick action between Edge and Rey here! The pair stop suddenly at a standoff, and the crowd are clapping the interchange we have just seen. Rey is pointing at McMahon! He wants McMahon in there! McMahon is just laughing at him, until Edge just hits McMahon over the shoulder, making the chairman the legal man! Edge wanted no part of Rey whilst he was as quick as he appears to be tonight!
McMahon reluctantly gets into the ring, looking both intimidated by Rey’s speed and agility, and also a little confused and annoyed at Edge’s actions….The pair lock up, and the re-match from the first week’s Main Event gets underway…..Rey ducks McMahon’s attempted punch, before hitting a legsweep, taking McMahon onto his keister, quickly followed by a seated dropkick right between the boss’ eyes. Ouch!
Rey is loving this…..McMahon is hating it! McMahon lunges himself at Rey out of pure desperation, but Rey avoids it, and McMahon knocks his teammate, Edge, from the apron and onto the floor! Vince looks worried now, as he turns around and notices Assassin is tired of being on the apron and has joined the match!
Rey and Assassin are double teaming McMahon, who now appears to be out there on his own as he already knocked his only teammate out! Double clothesline, double elbow drop, double skin-the-cat, double “play to the crowd”. The crowd are absolutely LOVING seeing Rey and Assassin team up here! Assassin lifts McMahon onto his shoulders, and Rey has climbed the turnbuckles……what is gonna happen here?
Rey hits a HUGE Hurricanrana onto McMahon, sending the Chairman back-first all the way back into the turnbuckle Rey jumped from! McMahon is writhing in agony! Rey and Assassin are slapping the boss now! They are just b*tchslapping him! They begin to taunt the crowd, and McMahon uses the corners to struggle back to his feet! Rey has gone to the outside to talk to some of the fans…..this is just too easy, surely the Commissioner’s job is as good as his now – he’s had great fun teaching McMahon how to out-do your opponent tonight!
But wait a minute! Edge seems to have recovered, and he is standing in his own corner, signaling a Spear! Assassin turns around, but apparentely he was expecting it! He avoids the Spear, and Edge goes hurtling into the abdomen of McMahon! Edge looks stunned as Assassin lays Edge out with the Assassinator, and Rey gets back in to hit the 619…..1…..2……3!! It’s over, and pretty easily for Rey and Assassin too!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS: REY MYSTERIO AND ASSASSIN!
What a match we just saw there! Assassin and Rey should be confident in any future matches, the chemistry there was unbelievable, and they destroyed Edge and Vince McMahon with such ease!
Next up, we see a promo video for tonight’s Main Event, as X-Pac challenges his former friend, CM Punk, for the WWE Title. Both men were involved in this match last week with GAWD in a Triple Threat to determine the new champion – a match in which CM Punk prevailed! Also, tonight’s match will be a hardcore encounter!
X-Pac’s music hits and he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd – getting a good few cheers considering he is a heel though! He enters the ring, and the arena goes quiet as we await the arrival of the Champ……his music hits, the crowd goes wild, and Punk runs like lightning down to the ring – he has been looking forward to this one!
The bell rings, and away we go!
Punk offers a handshake to Pac before the match, but Pac just laughed in the champ’s face – a complete sign of disrespect. Let’s hope Punk can knock some sense into this cocky young challenger tonight!
A test of strength starts this one, and it is pretty evenly matched, until X-Pac begins to get the upper hand…..but Punk ensure it doesn’t get any further than that, with a kick to the gut. Punk runs off the ropes, but X-Pac ducks his clothesline attempt and hits a high back body drop to Punk, who is now laying on the mat. Pac goes to the outside, and picks up a steel chair – remember, all is legal in this type of match – Hardcore says it all really!
Pac slides back into the ring, and he swings the chair at the head of Punk, who raised his arms and caught it! Another test of strength, and again Punk takes the initiative, simply by twisting round, forcing the competitors back-to-back, and Punk let go! Pac’s momentum sent him running himself into the corner! That was hilarious! The crowd are laughing, Punk is smiling, but X-Pac doesn’t look too impressed!
The pair are now just brawling, punching and kicking each other until they both fall through the ropes and outside. Punk took a couple of steps back, and hit a kneelift to Pac who was sent onto his back on the floor outside. Punk then goes, and removes a section of the padding on the floor, and he is signaling for a Piledriver! He picks Pac up, and succeeds in driving X-Pac’s head into the floor, busting X-Pac wide open as a result.
Punk is now climbing to the top rope, and launches himself high, high into the air with an attempted moonsault! But X-Pac lifted his knees, driving them straight into CM’s ribs! Both men are injured down on the ground now…..X-Pac is first up though, and he grabs Punk’s head before running him into the ringpost. Pac is taunting the crowd, who respond by telling him exactly what they think!
X-Pac now walks over to the belt, and picks it up – imagining what it would look like around his waist no doubt. But Punk has recovered, and is going for a spear on X-Pac, who responds by cracking the belt over the champion’s head, and now Punk is bleeding too! Pac is in control, and he rolls Punk back into the ring. He jumps onto the apron, and hits a lionsault on Punk, and X-Pac is feeling the momentum now! Punk is struggling, while X-Pac goes back onto the apron. It looks like X-Pac is going to go for another lionsault here, but Punk runs straight into X-Pac mid-flight, and the pair immediately go back outside, and straight through the announcer’s table!
Punk looks to the crowd, who are on their feet right now – they have really enjoyed this match so far! He rolls Pac back into the ring, and is now firmly on offence. Punk whips Pac into the ropes, hits a dropkick, and he gives the signal! Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice (or arm triangle chokehold to others!)! X-Pac looks like he may tap!.....no he doesn’t!......YES HE DOES!! X-PAC TAPS!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL WWE CHAMPION: CM PUNK!
After the match, both competitors look exhausted, and both have donned the proverbial “Crimson Mask”. X-Pac goes to the ref, and pushes him over! He still has a hold of the belt though! What is he gonna do here! You lost kid, get over it!
He walks over to Punk, and he……gives him the belt?? X-Pac just handed the belt to the reigning champion, who accepted it. X-Pac holds out his hand, and Punk accepts help to his feet, before the pair shake hands and hug! The crowd are loving this sign of respect – what a contrast to earlier on in the match! X-Pac raises CM Punk’s hand in victory, and the camera fades as this week’s show comes to an end.
That does it for this week – and Unforgiven should be good now! Triple H and Batista managed a victory over ICP, meaning HHH goes into Unforgiven with partner Shawn Michaels with some momentum as they attempt to de-throne Insane Clown Posse from the tag-team glory.
Also, we saw Rey Mysterio gaining a victory over McMahon again – the second time in three weeks! With the match at Unforgiven having high stakes – in other words, Rey could get his old job back – will Rey thrive, or will the boss finally be triumphant?
CM Punk retained his title with a nice victory over X-Pac after a very bloody match, and the pair solidified their respect with a handshake – and a face turn for X-Pac. Tune in next Monday to see the fallout from Unforgiven. Speaking of Unforgiving, check it out on Sunday night to see how the DXX superstars fair in their matches! Thanks for reading, see you all soon!
Camera fades, and the DXX and WWE logos flash across the screen, bringing this week’s show to an end.
Written by: Mr. McMahon