Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2012 15:47:43 GMT
The pyros hit and DXX’s first show gets underway!
Batista’s music hits first and gets a good pop from the crowd as he comes down and into the ring. Batista is definitely the fan favourite for this one. GAWD’s music hits and the crowd are booing, as he comes down to the ring, taunting the fans as he goes. The bell rings and our first match is underway!
No Holds Barred - Intercontinental Championship – GAWD vs Batista
The competitors lock up, and Batista gets the better of it, as he holds GAWD in a headlock. GAWD pushes Batista into the ropes, but Batista’s strength is too much as he shoulder blocks GAWD to the mat. Good start from Batista so far. Batista picks GAWD up, but GAWD hit a low blow already!
GAWD now has control, hitting Batista with a series of short-arm kneelifts, followed closely by a DDT. GAWD is still playing up to the crowd, winding them up and getting loud boos for the priviledge. GAWD goes to pick up Batista, but Tista hits a few punches to GAWD’s midsection, and now Batista is back to his feet. He takes GAWD and smashes his head against the turnbuckle, before Irish-Whipping him into the opposite corner, and Batista was close behind, hitting a huge avalanche splash. GAWD stumbles out of the corner, but Batista won’t relent, and he hits a huge Spinebuster on GAWD. He goes for the cover…1….2…but GAWD manages to get his foot onto the ropes before the 3. Batista lays a couple of stomps on GAWD, and then goes to land an elbow drop but GAWD manages to roll out of the way, and rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Looks like he may have underestimated Batista for this one!
Batista doesn’t give GAWD much time however, coming to grab GAWD’s head but a huge punch has laid Batista out on the mat. One punch?! Batista is out cold! We see GAWD putting something back under the ring……that looks like Brass Knucks! GAWD is now firmly in control, and picks up a steel chair, which he joins sweetly with Batista’s head, and the animal is busted wide open. Another chair shot to the body from GAWD and Batista is rolling around in agony now.
GAWD rips apart some of the padding outside the ring, and attempts to suplex Batista into the concrete, but Batista reverses, suplexing GAWD onto the outside floor, though not onto the concrete. Batista is still struggling and he is bleeding a helluva lot! GAWD gets back to his feet, and Batista hits a couple of kicks – he’s fighting using sheer instinct here, he doesn’t seem to know where he is. GAWD catches Batista’s boot, and clotheslines Batista down onto the concrete. He climbs to the top rope and goes for a standing moonsault, but Batista moved out of the way! Both men are down and out on the outside. GAWD struggles to his feet first, but Batista slowly gets up too. They are trading punches, but GAWD blocks one and rams Batista’s head into the apron!
GAWD rolls Batista back into the ring, and he goes for the Word of GAWD! Batista avoids it and goes for the Batista Bomb! Batista seems to be getting a second wind, and the crowd are right behind him! GAWD manages to reverse the Batista Bomb with a Hurricanrana, and then hits a running dropkick. GAWD goes outside to get something – it’s a ladder! What the hell is he doing with a ladder! He sets it up on the outside, but Batista throws himself through the ropes and knocks the ladder over, with GAWD falling through the announcer’s table, and the ladder follows closely, landing on GAWD.
The crowd are giving huge “Batista” chants, as he rolls GAWD back into the ring. He goes for the cover, but SOMEHOW GAWD managed to kick out on 2 and a half! He picks GAWD up, and is setting up for another Batista Bomb! GAWD hits a field-goal low blow though! That’s the second low blow of the match! He then gives the thumbs up / thumbs down to the crowd, and hits a massive Ride to Hell!
He covers Batista, and the ref is down to count….1….2….3! GAWD becomes the company’s first Intercontinental Champion!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: GAWD!
What a way to open our first show – a BRUTAL No-Holds Barred match, which has also seen the new Intercontinental Champion crowned, in GAWD. Let’s see how anyone fares in future when they try to prise the strap away from him!
The scene opens with the spot lights flashing on and off to Edge's music smoke pours out of the entrance gate and Edge runs out of it in a black over coat he runs around taunting and pointing at the audience he stops and makes his way to the ring he slides under the ropes grabs the mic from the announcer and Edge speaks.
Edge
Tonight I face a 7 foot 300 plus pound idiot, and a little PUNK that thinks he knows karate. ***Edge mocks CM Punk by doing bad karate stances*** I am not scared of a pee brained giant or a guy who has never had a brew in his life. So you can count it Edge will be the number 1 contender for the Intercontinental belt, and weather I face GAWD or Batista, The Rated R Superstar will have gold around his waist in NO TIME!!! And if any body has a problem with that I invite them down to this ring and we can "settle" our differences!
Edge throws down the mic and waits for anybody to face him
Rey's music boomed through the speakers as he flew up onto the ramp with the spring board. Rey walked down to the ring with a mic.
Rey
"Now, now Edge, we don't want a 10 on 1, do we? Because i'll tell you right now, everyone in that locker room hates you. I might be the GM, but i'm greedy too, and I call the shots. So this is what i'm going to do. If you win your triple threat match against Punk and Mask, and I win my Hell in a Cell match, we'll face each other in a No. 1 contender’s match, next week. Unless anyone else has anything to say?"
Rey looks back at the ramp leading to backstage...
C.M. Punk's Music Hits The Pa He Walks to The Top of The Ramp With Tissues in His C.M. Punk's Music Hits The Pa He Walks to The Top of The Ramp With Tissues in His hand. He Stands at The Top of The ramp and Stairs Down at Edge...
.:C.M. Punk:.
Hey Edge *Coughs* Well it Seems I'm Kinda Sick, But *Cough* But I Won't Miss our Match,It Also Seems We Both Have Something in Common, And That is Wr are Going to Beat Mask, But Edge You Could Beat me Yes, But I Could Beat Mask and Mask Could Beat You, And *Coughs* And Rey, What u Did Wasn't "Cool" Not Making The Match Number 1Contender Match But Never Mind You Lose Some u Win Alot, Well That Only Goes For me!!
Edge Looks Confused, Like He Hasn't Been Able to Understand The Last 5 Minutes of Talking, a Huge Smile Comes over CM Punk as He Does The Craine!
Edge looks at C.M. Punk
Edge
What the hell are you talking about? When were in that ring tonight it'll be all men for himself, see Mask is a giant, yet easily confused so once I mess him up with my Superior brain power it'll be me vs. you maybe you can do all those kicks and what not, all I will need is my trusty spear to put you away, then I will face the Mexican midget and we all know whose going to win that...
C.M. Punk Laughs at Edges Comments
.:C.M. Punk:.
So, Rey You Think Edge's Gonna Win, Hah, Anyway When I Win I Will Face Rey if YOU Win...
Turns to Edge
.:C.M. Punk:.
Edge, When i Beat You , You Will Realise I Am The one Thats is Rated R!
When we return, Triple H’s music is already playing, so now we know it’s the “Winner gets a title shot of his choice” match! The crowd are booing Triple H – one of the most natural heels in the business. Assassin’s music hits next, and the crowd are deafening! They are on their feet!
No 1 Contender’s Match For Title of Winner’s Choice Match – Assassin vs Triple H
After both competitors had made their way to the ring, the bell rang and Assassin charged straight at HHH. HHH moved out of the way and Assassin got nothing but steel ringpost. The crunch of shooulder of steel could be heard throughout the arena. "OOOOOH!!" went the crowd. "AAAAHHH!!!" went Assassin. HHH seized the opportunity to inflict further damage to the injured arm, and started by slowly twisting his arm before violently jerking it. Any harder and Assassins shoulder would have definately been dislocated. HHH kicked Assassin in the back of his left leg, causing him to fall to his knees. HHH was able to put more pressure on the arm due to having the leverage advantage. After what seemed like an eternity of torture, Assassin made it to the ropes and hung on for dear life. HHH was able to utilize the full 5 count from the referee before letting go.
HHH then made the mistake of arguing with the referee, which allowed Assassin to partially get to his feet. As HHH came towards him he managed to pull the middle rope down causing the Cerebral Assassin to fall onto the mats on the outside of the ring. Assassin needed all the time he could get to shake of the stinging pain in his left arm which HHH had been working on since the bell rang. Assassin slumped in the corner in pain while HHH got to his feet. He did not look happy.
As HHH attempted to enter the ring Assassin hit a dropkick right the large nose of The Game, causing him to once again fall to the outside of the ring. This time Assassin wasn't going to use the time he had to recover from his arm injury, so he climbed up to the top turnbuckle as fast as he could. It nearly crippled him to get up there, but once he did he came down with a flying cross body on HHH, and both men were now flat-out on the outside of the ring.
Assassin was the first to get to his feet, but just barely. The two combatants exchanged blows, before HHH grabbed Assassin and threw him into the ring post, injured arm first. Assassin screamed in agony as the pain surged through him. HHH entered the ring and posed for the audience, who booed him mercylessly. It looked as though he was going for a count-out victory. 1...2...3...4... Shouted the referee so Assassin could here him. 5...6... Assassin was up now, and slowly slid in the ring where HHH greeted him with a kick to the back of the head before Assassin could get up. The Game picked Assassin up and threw him towards the ropes, and on the rebound he went for a running high knee lift. Assassin was able to see it coming and duck the attempted knee, and after bouncing back of the opposite ropes he hit HHH with a thunderous clothesline, causing The Game to crash onto his back.
Assassin wanted this match to end early so he could get medical attention for his arm, because he could barely lift it. HHH got to his feet after the clothesline, and Assassin promptly floored him with another one. Assassin then waited for HHH to get up once more, as it was time for his signature move, The Assassinator. Assassin hooked HHH's head...But the pain in his arm was too much and HHH was easily able to push him away before the move could be executed. Out of desperation Assassin turned round and landed a kick right to the head of HHH, flooring him once more.
Assassin knew this was the time to end this match. The Assassinator had been eliminated from his arsenal thanks to HHH injuring his arm, so he needed to find another way to pin The Game. He thought he'd found it by way of the top rope again. Assassin climbed up, although it was much slower this time as Assassins arm was in considerably more pain than previously. Once he finially got there he didn't hesitate in going for a huge elbow drop, although he didn't consider that he was going to land on HHH with his injured arm. Assassin jumped...and HHH moved out of the way, causing Assassin to land hard on his injured arm. HHH circled Assassin before picking him up and hooking him for the Pedigree. Assassin managed to avoid the pedigree by giving Triple H a back-body drop! He steps up, and hits a huge Lariat Clothesline using his good arm!
Assassin goes for the pin….1….2….3! It’s over! The crowd are going wild!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: ASSASSIN
Assassin celebrates his win, and I’m sure next week we will find out which title it is he has decided to go for!
OK the bell rings and we are off straight into our next match, which will be the Triple Threat!
CM Punk’s music hits first and the crowd are on their feet! As Punk dances to the ring, Edge’s music immediately follows. Edge struts his stuff down to the ring, looking like a man on a mission! Before he even gets there, Mask’s music hits, and pretty soon all 3 are in the ring and raring to go!
Triple Threat Match – Kevin Mask vs Edge vs CM Punk
The match kicks off with the heels double teaming on Punk. They both land a series of punches, and then whip Punk into the ropes. A double clothesline connects as the heels are laughing with each other – they’re loving this, and they are also firmly in control.
Mask locks on figure-four leglock onto Punk, while Edge hits a legdrop right across CM Punk’s throat. The ref asks Punk if he wants to tap, but Punk is refusing, despite being in obvious pain. Edge is still playing to the crowd,, and is getting tons of heel heat for it. Punk is slowly reversing the leglock! How is he managing this! Oh, wait….Edge notices, and hits Punk with a few stomps and goes for a chicken wing! That’s gotta hurt, Punk will be bent in all directions! No! Punk reacts by punching Edge smack in the face, but Mask adds pressure and Punk’s recovery is halted. Punk starts hitting the mat, before arching his body amazingly and he gets Mask in the cover! 1….2….Edge breaks it up and continues going for Punk, knee-dropping him.
Mask and Edge both pick up CM Punk and throw him to the outside, and they are still taunting the crowd. Edge, out of nowhere, attempts the double cross and goes to kick Mask! But Mask was expecting it, and catches Edge’s boot before hitting a fallaway legdrop on Edge, and it hit perfectly. Edge gets back up, only to suffer the business end of a clothesline from Mask and now both men go over the top rope to the outside!
Mask picks up Edge and whips him into the steel steps, and Edge is now the one in pani! The camera turns to Punk who is only just starting to recover from the early double-teaming.
Back to the action, and Mask lifts Edge up high…..higher…..higher…..and drops him face-first into the guard rail! That had to hurt! Mask is dominating! Mask stands over Edge, taunting him, when the crowd begin to cheer loud. Mask doesn’t understand, so he just yells at them to shut the hell up. Before turning round to taste some of CM Punk’s boot, as Punk hits a HUGE top rope missile dropkick to the outside! Perfectly executed!
Mask has fallen back head-first into the steps and he is out cold. The crowd are really getting behind Punk now, as he picks Edge up and rolls him back into the ring. Punk climbs to the top again, and hits a lovely moonsault! Punk goes for the cover and gets a 2 before the ref is pulled out of the ring by Mask, who has now recovered.
The ref is now arguing with Mask, but Punk flies over the top rope and the high crossbody hits Mask and both of the superstars are now down, looking completely exhausted. Punk is up first, but Mask lands a punch which stuns Punk, and Edge flies between the ropes, taking out both opponents! Where the hell did he come from!
Edge and Mask are exchanging punches, but Mask hits a kick to the gut and hits a huge powerbomb onto the steel steps! The steps and Edge aren’t getting on very well tonight!
Mask rolls Edge back into the ring, and hits the Big Ben Bash! Edge is out cold! Mask gives the signal for the Tower Bridge! But WAIT! Punk comes up behind him, and rolls Mask up! The ref counts……1……2……3! THAT’S IT! THE LITTLE GUY MANAGED IT!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: CM PUNK
Mask is FURIOUS! He can’t believe that a huge monster like that, could be pinned by a little guy, and Mask turns the celebrating Punk around and hits another Big Ben Bash……Punk and Edge are out cold, while Mask walks away, still looking furious that he could lose the match to one of the smallest guys in the federation! The crowd are booing like mad now – they were waiting for a great celebration from Punk! Mask walks backstage, with Edge and Punk still unconscious in the ring.
The bell rings and the announcer says that the next bout is the first of our two “surrounding the ring” matches, and it will be none other than the Hell In a Cell match, between Commissioner Rey Mysterio and the Chairman, Mr. McMahon!
Hell In A Cell – Commissioner Mysterio vs Chairman McMahon
The bell rang and the match started. Rey begun by charging at McMahon, but Vince countered and Flapjacked rey to the mat. Rey rolled over holding his chest. Vince righted himself just as Rey did. Rey punched Vince in the chest and ran towards a turnbuckle and climbed it. Vince righted himself again as Rey came down on McMahon with an Axe Handle chop to the forehead. Vince fell to the mat, Rey landed on his feet. Rey helped McMahon up and picked him up into a TittaWhirl Slam. Vince was on the floor again, but Rey helped him up and repeated the Slam. Rey again, picked McMahon up and performed a Swinging Neckbreaker on the Chairman. Rey backed up and let Vince get up, then punched him in the gut. Vince recovered quickly and Irish Whipped Rey into a turnbuckle. Vince did his 'walk' over to Rey and punched him in the gut Rey laid back on the turnbuckle as Vince climbed to the second rope and pounded Rey in the face three times, some of the crowd counting off. Others began 'Eddie' and '619' chants. Rey was out of it, Vince Irish Whipped him between the ropes and Rey hit the floor hard, rolling into the barricade. Rey wasn't hurt that bad, he fumbled to his feet as Vince got out of the ring. Rey Irish Whipped McMahon into the cage, but Vince stopped himself from impacting into it. Rey ran at Vince, but the Chairman again Flapjacked Rey into the floor. Rey rolled onto his stomach in pain, and Vince stomped Rey's shoulder. Rey got up as quickly as his body would let him, but McMahon punched Rey right in the face. Rey Irish Whipped Vince into the cage again, this time Vince hit it and literally bounced off and hit the floor. Rey stumbled over to the cage door and kicked it open. He exited and climbed up the side of the cage. He reached the top just as McMahon was getting up and Rey taunted Vince. McMahon got out and climbed up. He reached the top and Rey punched Vince in the face, but Vince Irish Whipped Rey off the cage!
Rey was holding on to the top of the cage, but fell anyways. He landed on his feet, but collapsed on impact. (Page two) Vince Climbed down, he reached the bottom and rey was attempting to get up, holding his leg. Rey tried to turn the tables by Irish Whipping Venice into the announce table. Vince hit his head and bounced off and onto the floor. Rey stumbled back into the cage and rolled into the ring. Vince got up fairly quickly and did the same. They both got up at the same time and exchanged blows. Rey got on off to the back of Vince's head, then his jaw, Vince also punched Rey in the face, then gave Rey a European Uppercut. Rey stumbled back, but righted himself just as Vince came at him, but Rey Irish Whipped him into a turnbuckle and got out of the ring. Vince also got out, and grabbed Reys mask with both hands. Rey knocked McMahons hands away and grabbed the Chairman's head, kneeing him in the stomach. Rey pushed Vince to the floor. Rey let Vince get up, then Irish Whipped his boss into the cage, then got on top of him and punched five times in the head.
Rey got into the ring and taunted Vince. Vince got up and rolled into the ring and righted himself. Rey ran at Vince, but Vince again, Flapjacked him. Vince rolled Rey over and pinned him. The Ref got down and hit the mat. 1....2....Rey kicked out! McMahon, frustrated, put Rey in an Armbar on his right arm. Vince let go of the submission lock and put Rey in a Bow and Arrow submission lock. Vince let go of that one and picked Rey up, but Rey Irish whipped Vince out of the ring again and taunted him. Vince, giving his evil look to Rey and climbed back into the ring. Rey punched McMahon into the ropes and hung him onto the second rope. The crowd went nuts! Rey ran to the opposite ropes and bounced off of them, coming back and dialing it up 619 style, landing it perfectly on him boss. Vince flew back and hit the mat. Rey hopped up to the top rope and landed a Leg Drop on McMahon's upper chest. Rey rolled over to pin Vince. The ref hit the mat, 1....2....3! The bell rang and Rey got his hand raised.
HERE IS YOUR WINNERL REY MYSTERIO
Post-match, Rey walked over and helped McMahon up to his feet. The pair shake hands, but McMahon looks pissed at Rey, and just walks off, leaving Rey to celebrate his victory with his fans.
Next up will be our final match of the evening, and it is our MAIN EVENT.
First out to their music is ICP, and they certainly look confident as they come out and play to the crowd, who are on their feet. As soon as they are in the ring, Shawn Michael’s music hits, and HBK enters the arena to a shedload of boos.
2-on-1 Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match – Shawn Michaels vs Insane Clown Posse
The bell rings and our final match of the night is underway.
The match begins with HBK fighting for his life from the off, with one member of ICP coming at him from each side. HBK punches Violent J, before laying one on Shaggy too. Before too long though, ICP have taken control, and they Irish Whip HBK off the ropes, before throwing him high up in the air, and leaving him to hit the mat face-first. ICP then hit a running elbow drop, the crowd all the while giving huge “ICP” chants.
J holds onto HBK, while Shaggy hits a crush splash, and Violent J then just lets HBK flop down to the mat. ICP then climb opposite turnbuckles, and hit a double leg-drop – that had to hurt!
ICP then get HBK up on their shoulders, and begin to run towards the cage wall, but Shawn manages to wriggle out and ICP just run straight into the cage wall, with no HBK to take the impact! Blood can be seen on Violent J already! Shaggy turns around and gets a little Sweet Chin Music!
Shawn then goes to escape the ring, but Violent J grabs his ankle and pulls him back down, HBK falling with one leg either side of the ropes. Once again – ouch! J then begins to give HBK some right hooks, before a couple of huge chest slaps knock HBK to the mat again. ICP seem comfortable here so far, apart from getting busted open of course!
ICP are giving a signal – they want this one to finish quickly! They are going for the Gathering Of The Juggalos! Wait a minute – Shawn managed to reverse it! No idea how he managed that, and he is fighting just for survival now! ICP are still confused as to how Shawn managed that!
They both run in to hit Shawn with a double clothesline, but Shawn ducks it and hits a clothesline on ICP! Shawn is gathering momentum, but Violent J takes it straight away with a reverse DDT neckbreaker, and Shawn is back down on the mat. Bit of a scare for ICP there but I think they got away with it. They pick Shawn up, and hit the Gathering of the Juggalos this time! Shawn is down and out……ICP are celebrating to the crowd, who are right behind them!
They pick up Shawn, and they hit a double clothesline, and Shawn seems lifeless on the mat. Violent J tells Shaggy to keep an eye on Shawn, and he’s going for the climb over the cage!
Shaggy watches Violent J, jumping around as ICP are in prime position to win this! Once J is over the top, Shaggy just hits the FU and pins HBK…..easy……BUT WAIT!
Shawn has jumped to his feet, and tuned up the band! He quickly hits Shaggy with the Sweet Chin Music, and shakes the cage so that Violent J falls, one leg either side of the cage! That just hurts looking at it! HBK is in control! He climbs the cage, trading punches with Violent J, who frankly looks like he could be crying with pain!
Shawn points down to the mat, and hits a throwover suplex FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! Violent J is down and out on the mat, lying next to an unconscious Shaggy. Shawn is still on top of the cage, and he climbs over and out! That’s it – Shawn Michaels overcame the odds, and he has won tonight’s Main Event!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER: SHAWN MICHAELS
Afterwards, Shaggy comes to, and looks at Violent J lying next to him. He can’t believe the two of them got beaten by a lucky HBK! He gives HBK a look that seems to say “This ain’t over!”
The pyros fade, and the first edition of RAW is WAR comes to an end.[/center]
Written by: Mr. McMahon