Edgehead awakens from a slumber in his office chair. The scene flushes out into a contemporary High-Rise office style building we notice a flask on the floor and assorted papers and the like strung out across the dimly lit dwelling
"Ahh jeez, what day is it?"
Edgehead glances down at his complicated phone with many separate lines and extensions, obviously his impairment has gotten the best of him and he quickly slams his head against the machine and falls out of chair curling into a drunken heap of human carnage. Somehow, he managed to activate his voicemail and as the scene fades out we hear the following:
"You have six hundred and sixty six new messages..."
"Hey Edgehead! It's McMahon again just wondering if you're ever gonna return my calls... It's only been a good five years since you've said a word to me, feel free to give me a call back, ya dick!"
HOW DARE YOU GUYS HOLD A DXX REVIVAL WITHOUT ME! But I forgive you..
Hey Josh. How've you been? DJ Hipp here, I approve of your sig.
Finding bretheren isn't the problem, its keeping them here. The revival went well for a week and then people remembered the reason they left DXX in the first place, constant bickering and wrestling being s**t. E-Fed will always fall in the same pattern (We pick Carari as GM, he quits the second I say he did something stupid, e-fed never recovers, repeat x3 so far). There's really no reason people would wanna join here. If there is a serious attempt to get this place active I think the first step is giving up on the E-fed completely, and focusing on everything else. I think it's better as is though, a place simply for us old DXX people to catch up.
kenny wallace: you'll have to catch me in my pick up truck first YEEHAW
Nov 11, 2016 19:59:14 GMT
assassin b: U A FOOL
Nov 23, 2016 0:42:12 GMT
cody lawrence: finally....
Nov 25, 2016 16:53:22 GMT
cody lawrence: FINALLY.....................
Nov 25, 2016 16:53:29 GMT
cody lawrence: FINALLY THE CODY HAS COME BACK TO D.............X..............X.... WHICH MEANS FINALLY THE COY HAS COME BACK.......... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nov 25, 2016 16:53:54 GMT
-_-: Wow, that was funny, "f**k her in my rollie."
Nov 26, 2016 4:55:29 GMT
Nov 29, 2016 4:56:16 GMT
21 savage: chad relax its a good thing
Nov 29, 2016 22:24:31 GMT
21 savage: i always looked up to you, 21
Nov 29, 2016 22:24:37 GMT
21 savage: even though you were never quite on my level, were you? 21
Nov 29, 2016 22:24:46 GMT
21 savage: I AM YOUR RULER
Nov 29, 2016 22:24:55 GMT
sldr: STONE COLD STUNNER TO CHAD "KODAK BLACK" JENNINGS
Feb 1, 2017 17:36:38 GMT
Shad Moss: Guys I'm alive. Find me @jamesmag101 on twitter. I miss my ol' buddies Chad Jennings, DJ Hipp Kwame Miles... The whole damn crew... Steve Storme. Kenny Wallace.
Feb 18, 2017 9:03:07 GMT
21: dude nobody cares
Mar 13, 2017 19:08:45 GMT
21: bitch ass
Apr 20, 2017 19:56:49 GMT
-_-: Relax? That I am, I was acknowledging what was posted was funny.
May 13, 2017 10:02:21 GMT
-_-: You looked up to me, yet I was never quite on your level? That's just absurd. XD
May 13, 2017 10:06:29 GMT
-_-: You're my ruler? So, you're an instrument I use to measure, example being, your absurdness. XD
May 13, 2017 10:11:41 GMT