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Post by Draven on Dec 19, 2012 18:59:55 GMT
So I was thinking, DXX needed more threads, then I thought I'd like to share with the forum something that happened to me yesterday while driving, now instead of making a thread about, I thought maybe a thread where we can share stories that happened to us, or friends/family.
So, I've been taking driving lessons around 2pm each day since a few weeks ago. Yesterday I was driving in a school zone, going at 40 (as is the law), I'm going down a road (s**t really?) on the right curb (I'm in the left lane) there's a kid with a scooter waiting to cross the road (no marking or anything), I'm approaching him, instead of waiting until I pass the idiot decides to start to cross when I'm actually near him, I stop when he's right next to me, he passes me, I drive on, I'm pretty sure he was swearing at me, he was looking at me and moving his mouth and the fact that youths these days are little shits. I drive on, mutter "idiot".
I have another story to share, but I will if this thread gets some posts, it's actually quite funny.
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Post by Assman on Dec 20, 2012 11:31:53 GMT
I hope that's 40kph and not mph in a school zone, over here it's 20mph. I have a ton of stories from over the years, most of my favourites involve a friend of mine I've known since school. One such time was when we were on a train, keep in mind back then to get out you had to pull down a window and reach outside the train to open the door (these days it's all automatic). Anywho, one thing us kids liked to do was open the door while the train was still moving at a considerable speed coming into a station and jump out, the faster the train was moving at the time the more badass you looked and at worst you'd misjudge it and land flat on your face. This one time my friend and I decided to impress two girls by making a daring leap, and my buddy decided to go first. I didn't know at this point that he'd never done it before, so I didn't think I had to tell him to jump out facing the same direction as the train was going - before I could say anything he'd jumped while the train was still going quicker than I would have liked facing towards the back end of the train - so of course as soon as he touched the floor he immediately fell backwards and hit the deck. I laughed my arse off as did the two girls, I didn't jump until the train was a good 30 feet down the station platform as that's how fast it was going when my friend had taken the plunge. It was hilarious, and luckily nothing was hurt apart from his pride. Oh yeah one more that's more recent - a few months back the same guy and I were traveling on his motorbike, and he took us through an absolutely stunning hillside area with a glorious view of the valley. Of course being the passenger I could enjoy it, but my buddy, who was driving, decided to do the same thing. The next thing I know I saw the road on my right getting further away as we entered a gentle corner, and the trees on my left rapidly approaching us - he'd carried on going in a straight line while admiring the scenery and not noticing the slight bend in the road. My mate then starts screaming as we get hit by a face full of foliage and thankfully he has the presence of mind to get us out of the damn woods we've just taken a detour into at 60mph. He didn't find it as funny as I did at the time because of course we nearly died, but the fact is we didn't so its all good.
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Post by Draven on Dec 20, 2012 12:03:30 GMT
Wow, train jumping.
This happened on facebook during my last few weeks of school
X WHAT THE f**k IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!
Nick Van Zwam ?
X y repost that honestly y the f**k do u care wat i like on here?? what is ur problem u f**king creep
Nick Van Zwam I'm the creep?
X yer u r actually so wat i liked the pic i didnt post it, it is there for the world to see so y the f**k piss off the guy that could kick the s**t out of u ur really not the smartest kid are u nick
Nick Van Zwam it's funny you say that, you always try to make fun of X
X make fun of X?
Nick Van Zwam well you say why make fun of someone that could beat you up, yet I'm pretty sure Silas beat you that one time in sport remember
X lol if u remember that was grappling basically no serious contact allowed and if you recall u were all to chicken s**t to take me on so dont go there
Nick Van Zwam I wasn't, I was just proving point, 'ol chap
X wat point that ur to chicken s**t and know u carnt beat me
Nick Van Zwam the point i was trying to make is that that tell me not make fun of you, yet you do it to silas, thats the point
X coz the way i see it u guyz are all talk but if i even hinted at attacking you, you would all run home to your mums crying the only reason i make fun of silas id because he is the only one in ur sorry ass group of faggots that would actually have a chance to take me on and not get beat down like a little bitch
Nick Van Zwam MaTe Tarlk izz Cheep, so u Betar Steep Uup also, I'm sorry if your mum works during the day, but our mums work during the day
X see thats the thing if i do u know ill embarrass u in front of the whole school and u f**king all know it
Nick Van Zwam cause all your friends'll be on your side...wait a minute so 'ol bean, I'm going to go smoke a pipe, sip some tea and eat some scones I'm sure it'll be a pleasure to speak with you tomorrow
X hahaha i still have more friends then u c**t and i dont need my friends to beat u to a pulp and u better watch what u say tomorrow coz ive had bout enough of ur bullshit so nut up or shut up got it u sackless piece of trash
I'd post the picture which sparked it, but I believe that I shouldn't, as it involves a naked lass pressed up against a wall. This kid also gets angry quite quickly over nothing really as you see he got super pissed over it. Fun fact: he didn't backup what he said he's do.
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