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Post by Ayen on Mar 16, 2016 20:12:36 GMT
In my boredom/reminiscing I decided to make this thread for DXX Fantasy Booking. Which combines two of my favorite things, match card building, and laziness. I'll be putting together match cards for each individual show, Pay-Per-View included, and then posting brief results of what happened in each match before building to the next card. People are welcome to comment and guess who goes over, as for once you don't have RPs to guess who's beating who. All CAWs are sole property of their owner, Ayen does not claim ownership for any characters used, this is a parody/fantasy booking meaning all matches and results are unofficial and if how your character is used somehow offends you it's time to rethink your life choices. Let's the games begin! DXX Friday Night Mayhem Roster Assassin Batista Bobby Marshall Brett Unknown Chad Jennings Chris Jericho Chris O'Leary Christian Crisis DJ Hipp Doctor Cube Edge FleX John Cena Josh Impact Holy Man Kenny Dykstra Khwame Myles Mr. McMahon Nabeel Nawaz Randy Orton Razor Ramon Sadistic Dave Shad Moss Shawn Michaels Steve Storme Ted DiBiase Jr The Angel of Death The Rock Triple H
Diva Roster Beth Phoenix Girl Hipp Kelly Kelly Melina Mickie James Nattie Neidhart Raisha Saeed Stephanie McMahon Torrie Falconfeather Torrie Wilson Trish Stratus
Tag Teams & Stables Edge & Christian The Black Hearts (Triple H, Chad Jennings & Torrie Falconfeather) The Immortal Sinners (DJ Hipp, Kenny Dykstra, FleX, The Rock & Carari Grey) The Irish Connection (Bobby Marshall & Chris O'Leary)
General Manager Carari Grey
Assistant General Manager Ko-Ko The Kitty
Commentators Lily Aurora & Cowboy Ivan
Interviewers Sarah Green Wesley Giles
Ring Announcer John Evans
Champions DXX Undisputed Universe Champion: Josh Impact DXX Universe Tag Team Champions: DJ Hipp & Kenny Dykstra DXX Millennium Champion: Sadistic Dave DXX Trans-Continental Champion: John Cena DXX Women's Champion: Torrie Wilson
Network: The CW Content Rating: TV14
Friday Night Mayhem! Date: Apr Week 1 City: Kansas City, MO Venue: Sprint Center
Opener Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Razor Ramon
Segment One Mr. McMahon welcomes the DXX Universe
Match Two DXX Women's Championship Raisha Saeed (c) vs. Mickie James
Match Three Khwame Myles vs. Shad Moss
Match Four DXX Trans-Continental Championship FleX (c) vs. John Cena
Segment Two Ko-Ko The Kitty runs rampage
Match Five Tag Team Match for Ownership of DXX Shawn Michaels & Triple H vs. Mr. McMahon & Josh Impact
Main Event DXX Universe Tag Team Championship DJ Hipp & Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. The Irish Connection
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Post by Ayen on Mar 16, 2016 21:21:12 GMT
Friday Night Mayhem Results
Opener Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Razor Ramon
Razor Ramon drills Ted DiBiase with the Razor's Edge to pick up the victory.
Segment One Mr. McMahon welcomes the DXX Universe Mr. McMahon greets the crowd after DXX was off television for seven years. He recites all the success they had with past shows such as DXX, OVW, RAW, SmackDown, Mayhem, Massacre, and Rated, and claims that they'll have it once again.
He is then interrupted by Shawn Michaels and Triple H to DX music. Shawn claims that because the company is named after their old stable that it would make more sense for him and Hunter to run it. Triple H then challenges McMahon to a tag team match for ownership of the company, allowing Vince to choose any partner he wants. Vince then chooses former partner and Tag Team Champion, Josh Impact.
Match Two DXX Women's Championship Raisha Saeed (c) vs. Mickie James Raisha Saeed hits the Broken Glass to successfully retain the Women's title.
Match Three Khwame Myles vs. Shad Moss Before the match, Khwame is seen backstage getting high with Sarah. When Sarah asks how Khwame is supposed to wrestle while high he replies, “That's my secret, Sarah, I'm always high!” He then meets Shad Moss in the ring, thinking he look likes a monster from Attack on Titan and panics while Moss sits on him for the pinfall.
Match Four DXX Trans-Continental Championship FleX (c) vs. John Cena After interference from The Rock FleX manages to hit the Flexible on Cena for the victory.
Segment Two Ko-Ko The Kitty runs rampage Khwame returns to see Ko-Ko who looks like a large monster cat who can breathe fire. He screams and jumps into the arms of Steve Storme who shakes his head and drops Khwame on his doped up ass. Ko-Ko then wrestles Josh Impact in a 2 out of 3 fall warm up match before going on to attack Randy Orton from behind! Orton turns, seeing Nabeel next to him, thinking him responsible the two begins to brawl in the backstage area. Ko-Ko then trips Chris Jericho as he's walking with hot coffee, and spills it on Crisis. Crisis, unfortunately looking just like Kane, begins to attack Chris Jericho and the two also brawls.
Ko-Ko announces that Orton and Nawaz will meet in a Grudge Match next week on Mayhem, and Jericho and Crisis will face off in a Coffee on a Poll match, where the only way to win is to grab the cup of coffee and splash it on your opponent. Nobody can understand him because they don't speak cat. The segment ends with Ko-Ko peeing in the shoes of Universe Champion DJ Hipp. Hipp, having discovered this, is honored and wears the wet shoes for his title defense.
Match Five Tag Team Match for Ownership of DXX Shawn Michaels & Triple H vs. Mr. McMahon & Josh Impact Josh Impact and Mr. McMahon both hits their finisher on DX, getting a double pinfall victory.
Main Event DXX Universe Tag Team Championship DJ Hipp & Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. The Irish Connection Hipp and Dykstra gets the victory after Hipp drowned Bobby with Ko-Ko piss while Kenny had the referee distracted.
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Post by Ayen on Mar 16, 2016 22:20:20 GMT
Friday Night Mayhem! Date: Apr Week 2 City: St. Louis, MO Venue: Scottrade Center
Opener The Rock vs. John Cena
Segment One Mr. McMahon & Josh Impact Celebration
Match Two Bikini Battle Royal Beth Phoenix vs. Girl Hipp vs. Kelly Kelly vs. Melina vs. Mickie James vs. Nattie Neidhart vs. Raisha Saeed vs. Torrie Falconfeather vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Trish Stratus
Match Three DXX Millennium Championship Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. Sadistic Dave
Match Four Grudge Match Randy Orton vs. Nabeel Nawaz
Segment Two Shad Moss Open Body Slam Invitational
Match Five Coffee on a Poll Match Chris Jericho vs. Crisis
Main Event DXX Undisputed Universe Championship DJ Hipp (c) vs. Josh Impact
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Post by Ayen on Mar 16, 2016 22:53:47 GMT
Opener The Rock vs. John Cena The Rock picks up the victory via The People's Elbow after FleX returned the favor from last week hitting Cena with the Trans-Continental Championship.
Segment One Mr. McMahon & Josh Impact Celebration During the celebration Josh Impact declares that because it was a double pinfall victory, he now owns 50% of DXX. Mr. McMahon remembers a past life where he was 50/50 partners with “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and says that he did not care for it very much. Impact first act as Co-Owner is to make a Bikini Battle Royal featuring the DXX Divas, and putting himself in a Universe title match against DJ Hipp.
Match Two Bikini Battle Royal Beth Phoenix vs. Girl Hipp vs. Kelly Kelly vs. Melina vs. Mickie James vs. Nattie Neidhart vs. Raisha Saeed vs. Torrie Falconfeather vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Trish Stratus Before the match, Mickie James refuses to take part citing the match was sexist and is disqualified. Girl Hipp is also disqualified after DJ Hipp came out and covered her up. Torrie Wilson won the match by eliminating Women's Champion, Raisha Saeed.
Match Three DXX Millennium Championship Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. Sadistic Dave Kenny pins Sadistic and uses the ropes for leverage.
Match Four Grudge Match Randy Orton vs. Nabeel Nawaz Randy Orton wins by pinfall after a devastating RKO.
Segment Two Shad Moss Open Body Slam Invitational Batista accepts the challenge and attempts to body slam Shad Moss, but the man proves too heavy for even The Animal. Shad Moss then beats Batista down and sits on him demanding the referee counts to ten. He does so and Shad Moss celebrates with an all you can eat buffet.
Match Five Coffee on a Poll Match Chris Jericho vs. Crisis Jericho wins after hitting the coffee Crisis got from the poll back into his face.
Main Event DXX Undisputed Universe Championship DJ Hipp (c) vs. Josh Impact Impact hits the Deadliest Sin after Girl Hipp nails DJ with a low blow costing him the match.
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Post by Ayen on Mar 16, 2016 23:59:13 GMT
Friday Night Mayhem! Date: Apr Week 3 City: Springfield, MO Venue: JQH Arena Opener Razor Ramon vs. Batista
Segment One Confrontation Mr. McMahon and Josh Impact
Match Two Sadistic Dave vs. Khwame Myles
Match Three Torrie Wilson vs. Trish Stratus
Match Four 2 on 1 Handicap John Cena vs. FleX & The Rock
Segment Two Moar Confrontation! DJ Hipp and Girl Hipp
Match Five Tag Team Chris Jericho & Randy Orton vs. Nabeel Nawaz & Crisis
Main Event DXX Universe Championship Josh Impact (c) vs. The Holy Man
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Post by Ayen on Mar 17, 2016 0:10:05 GMT
Opener Razor Ramon vs. Batista Batista wins with the Batista Bomb after Ted DiBiase Jr. interferes. Ted DiBiase puts Ramon in the Million Dollar Dream after the match is over.
Segment One Confrontation Mr. McMahon and Josh Impact Mr. McMahon challenges Josh Impact to an All or Nothing match for ownership of DXX with the Universe title on the line at Road to Redemption. Impact accepts, but uses his authority to make his friend, Brett Unknown, the special guest referee. Vince counters by naming his daughter, Stephanie, the second special guest referee.
Match Two Sadistic Dave vs. Khwame Myles Sadistic Dave wins by countout after Khwame thinks he's the real life Heath Ledger back from the dead and flees the ring.
Match Three Torrie Wilson vs. Trish Stratus Torrie Wilson defeats Trish Stratus with the Nose Job finisher.
Match Four 2 on 1 Handicap John Cena vs. FleX & The Rock Cena wins by disqualification after the rest of the Immortal Sinners came out to do a beat down in the middle of the ring.
Segment Two Moar Confrontation! DJ Hipp and Girl Hipp DJ and Girl argues in the ring until Girl challenges DJ to a Father versus Daughter match at Road to Redemption in which DJ accepts.
Match Five Tag Team Chris Jericho & Randy Orton vs. Nabeel Nawaz & Crisis Nabs and Crisis defeats the team of Jericho and Orton after Crisis nails Orton with the Chokeslam.
Main Event DXX Universe Championship Josh Impact (c) vs. The Holy Man Josh Impact defeats Holy Man after a DDT into a steel chair while the referee was down.
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Post by Ayen on Mar 17, 2016 0:18:27 GMT
Road to Redemption! Date: Apr Week 4 City: Columbia, MO Venue: Mizzou Arena
Opener Triple Threat Razor Ramon vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Batista
Match Two Chris Jericho vs. Nabeel Nawaz
Match Three Randy Orton vs. Crisis
Match Four DXX Women's Championship Raisha Saeed (c) vs. Torrie Wilson
Match Five DXX Trans-Continental Championship FleX (c) vs. John Cena
Match Six DXX Millennium Championship Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. Sadistic Dave
Match Seven Father versus Daughter Match DJ Hipp vs. Girl Hipp
Main Event DXX Undisputed Universe Championship All or Nothing for Ownership of DXX Josh Impact (c) vs. Mr. McMahon Special Guest Referees Brett Unknown & Stephanie McMahon
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Post by Ayen on Mar 17, 2016 0:28:23 GMT
Opener Triple Threat Razor Ramon vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Batista Razor Ramon pins Ted DiBiase to pick up the win.
Match Two Chris Jericho vs. Nabeel Nawaz Chris Jericho makes Nabs tap out in the Walls of Jericho.
Match Three Randy Orton vs. Crisis Randy Orton gets the RKO on Crisis after interference from The Angel of Death.
Match Four DXX Women's Championship Raisha Saeed (c) vs. Torrie Wilson Torrie Wilson hits the Nose Job to become the new DXX Women's Champion.
Match Five DXX Trans-Continental Championship FleX (c) vs. John Cena John Cena hits the F-U to become the new Trans-Continental Champion.
Match Six DXX Millennium Championship Kenny Dykstra (c) vs. Sadistic Dave Sadistic Dave wins by TKO after physically beating Kenny Dykstra into submission.
Match Seven Father versus Daughter Match DJ Hipp vs. Girl Hipp DJ Hipp wins by pinfall after delivering the Cop Killa on Girl Hipp.
Main Event DXX Undisputed Universe Championship All or Nothing for Ownership of DXX Josh Impact (c) vs. Mr. McMahon Special Guest Referees Brett Unknown & Stephanie McMahon Impact wins via fast count by Stephanie who makes out with Josh Impact once the match is over. BETRAYAL!
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Post by Guilha on Mar 18, 2016 4:22:17 GMT
f**k John Cena!
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Post by Warboss Van Zwam on Mar 18, 2016 12:34:37 GMT
Needs more dumb gimmick matches.
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